Jokes

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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a
whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let
liquor touch my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back & said "Me too Miss, I didn't know we had
a choice!"
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Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Over 5000 men have been surveyed askin why they like a bj: 1% liked the warmth 2% liked the sensation 3% liked the eroticism and 94% enjoyed the peace and quiet!
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Women are like swimming pools, cost a fortune to keep for the amount of time you spend in them
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Guy says to his wife : "Darling what would you do if i told you i've won the lottery"?

Wife replies; "I'd take half, then probably leave you".

Husband says; "Excellent! I got 3 numbers on Saturday, here's your fiver-now ____
OFF!"