Jokes

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Unemployment, recession, fuel costs, inflation, the only solution is for every American to buy a 2009 car and not drive it.
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Amusing Irrelevant Facts

1. Walter Cavanaugh, "Mr. Plastic Fantastic," has 1,196 different valid credit cards.

2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

3. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland.

4. There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

5. In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.

6. Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.

7. If an orangutan belches at you, watch out. He's warning you to stay out of his territory.

8. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

9. In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.

10. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
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THE TINY CABIN

A social worker from Boston recently was transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.

Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' she asked.

'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.

'Is your father there?' asked the social worker.

'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.

'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.

'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid. Thinking she had her first violation to report, she persisted, ‘'But are you never together as a family?'

'Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door. 'This is the outhouse!'
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A few years ago after the Patriots beat the Panthers in the Super Bowl, George W. Bush called the Patriots and complimented them on a great victory.

Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed.

Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson and said "Thanks".