Jokes

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A lawyer had a jury trial for a very difficult business case. The client, who up until then had been attending the trial, was out of town at the time the jury came back with its verdict. The decision was a complete victory for the lawyer and his client. The excited lawyer sent a telegram to the client, which read, simply:
"Justice has triumphed!"

The client, a realistic man, received the telegram and wired back: "Appeal at once!"
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A nine year old boy walked into his parents' room and saw his dad with Mom bent over the foot of the bed etc etc and dad waived him away. Feeling guilty the next day and wanting to explain what's what to the boy, he walked into the boy's room and saw Granma bent over etc etc and dad said What on Earth are you doing? and Boy said:

"Not so funny when it's YOU'RE Mother, eh?"
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ATTENTION!!!


ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE!!


YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST EMAILING TO SAY GOODBYE!!
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Probably a repeat, but funny....

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