Teenagers are better than Congress because. . .
1. Teens can be forced to take care of their own dirty laundry.
2. When caught in a lie, teens will admit it.
3. No one forces us to give teens more money to waste.
4. Most teens are smart enough to read something before they sign it.
5. Teens do not cuss as much when they think nobody else is listening.
6. It's easier to find out who teens are talking to on their cell phones.
7. When we get tired of hearing it, teens can be sent to their rooms.
8. Everyone understands teens need supervision when they handle weapons.
9. Teens only think they know better, Congress is convinced they do.
10. Teens grow up.
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In honor of Obama's big game kill the other day heard and seen 'round the world, Barry had the white house taxidermist do some handiwork on the offending Tabanus americanus and pulled out an Old Truman Wolverine Head from the white house basement to give the former China Room a new look
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