Jokes

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One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny’s face grew serious and he said, "You know, I’m not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
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A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me."

"I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."
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I was on my way to deposit some of my money at Lowe's Home Improvement this morning to do my part to stimulate the economy, and I found myself behind this little car bearing a bumper sticker that read: "We did it! - Obama/ Biden'

Well, as luck would have it, she pulled along side of me at a red light
about a half mile down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!"

She thanked me and I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking
responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off -- Humorless Bi$ch.