I would guess that it would be the same one where she wants you to send the $$$$$$$$$$$$$ for Junior Williams, of course. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Wayne

:LOL:

Geez Warren,

Just send her the money and then maybe she and little Williams will come to live with you.:LOL: :LOL:

Ron %/

Gee, I must be a marked man. Here is an e-mail I got when the site was down. By now, you would think that everyone knows I'm a multi-millionaire from all the $$ I've received from my Nigerian friends. :LOL:

DEAR FRIEND,

COMPLIMENT OF THE DAY,

I CANNOT REACH YOUR TELEPHONE LINE FOR THE PAST ONE WEEK I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTING THOSE FUNDS CLEARED/TRANSFERRED WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF A NEW PARTNERS FROM GERMANY.IT HAS JUST BEEN A DREAM THAT HAS COME TRUE AT LAST AFTER ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS.

I AM REALLY A HAPPY PERSON NOW. PRESENTLY I AM IN SOUTH KOREA FOR INVESTMENT PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE OF THE TOTAL SUM BUT I DID NOT FORGET YOUR PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN TRANSFERRING THOSE FUNDS DESPITE THAT IT FAILED US SOMEHOW WHICH PERHAPS MAY BE ATTRIBUTED TO YOUR IN-PATIENCE,I STILL MAKE SOMETHING AVAILABLE FOR YOU AS I PROMISED EARLIER.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT MY PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY IN NIGERIA THROUGH EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW AND ASK HIM TO SEND YOU A CERTIFIED BANKERS DRAFT OF $1.5M U$D WHICH I KEPT FOR YOU AS A COMPENSATION FOR ALL YOUR PAST EFFORTS DURING THAT PERIOD YOU WERE ASSISTING ME AS MY FOREIGN AGENT WITH YOUR ACCOUNT. I QUITE APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS AT THAT TIME VERY MUCH HENCE I WANT TO COMPENSATE YOU NOW.

PLS FEEL FREE AND GET IN TOUCH WITH THE PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY AND INSTRUCT HIM WHERE TO SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU OK, YOU SHOULD INCLUDE YOUR CURRENT PHONE NUMBERS. PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU RECEIVE IT SO THAT WE CAN SHARE THE JOY AFTER ALL THE UPS AND DOWN OF THE PAST.

AT THE MOMENT I AM VERY BUSY HERE BECAUSE OF THE INVESTMENT PROJECTS WHICH I AND THE NEW PARTNERS ARE HAVING AT HAND, FINALLY, REMEMBER THAT I HAD FORWARDED INSTRUCTION TO THE PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY ON YOUR BEHALF TO RECEIVE THOSE MONEY, SO FEEL FREE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM TO SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY. HIS NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS IS:

BARRISTER PAUL EMEKA.
Email: barister_paulemeka7@yahoo.com

TeL: 234-1-4189642

REGARDS
DR. EMMANUEL IBEH

I'm won the Lotter
 

Boy, I'm going to be a billionaire before long ... here is e-mail I got today

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Your email address was attached to Ref No EML/ 56-TF-8890776 was
picked
at random as one of the ten winning email addresses.This has
qualified
you to claim the total cash prize Of £800,000.00. You are
advised to contact our fiduciary department via mail:
Barr.Saleem Ibrahim
Email: barrsaleemibrahim22@yahoo.com.hk
Tell: +2348062945788
Contact the following fiduciary agent with the below datas: Full
Names:
..Tel/fax.:...Mailing Address:
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Noelene Merrey.
EUROPEAN ECONOMY GLOBAL LOTTER

:LOL:

Warren,

Darn, some people have all the luck. I never receive one of those and I could use the money. :LOL:

Ron :JEKYLHYDE

I just won the Yahoo lottery. WOW. This e-mail even used some good looking Yahoo graphics ....

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Yahoo! Mail announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the ongoing Yahoo Lottery Draw for this year , 2007.
10 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of 400,000.00 GBP (FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING ).

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.
Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our British representative office in United Kingdom , as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of 400,000.00 GBP will be released to you from this regional branch office in UK.


Yahoo’s Agent for Notice of claims of copyright or other intellectual property infringement can be reached as follows:

FIDUCIARY AGENT Email: fiduciary_o01@yahoo.co.uk

MODE OF PRIZE COLLECTION INCLUDE:

(A) CHEQUE:

(B) DRAFT:

(C) TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER:

ON ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL, A FORM WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHICH WILL BE FOWARDED TO OUR MANAGEMENT BANK FOR YOUR TRANSFER OF FUND AND THE RELEASE OF WINNER'S CERTIFICATE TO YOU AS A BONAFIDE WINNER.

Again, remember, all funds not Claimed on or before the fixed date will be returned as Unclaimed and donated to charity organization.

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your
prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-selected winner or unofficial personnel.

Yours Sincerely,


Dr WILLIAM GERRI (PHD)
LOTTO CO-ORDINATOR.
The Yahoo.com staff
Yahoo.com http://www.yahoo.com

Warren,
If you would stay away from all those porno sites you would not get this crap.

:LOL: Just kiddin buddy

E-mail scams have no relation to porn sites. When you surf thru porn sites, you really need an industrial grade pop-up blocker or you will have a zillion explorer pages to close. Somebody told me that is what happens ... I would not know because I'm a member of the Good Boys Club.


Oh my God, my nose is growing longer ....:LOL:

:LOL:
Yea me too.

Beside I have all I can handle right here at home ;)

:)

Warren,

I notice that your E-Mail address to contact Yahoo is in Britain. Why not do it here? And as Steve said, stay off the porn sites. They are a great place to pick up viruses. :LOL:

Ron :p

Holy Cow! I'm so rich, even Pay Pal wants my money. The only problem is that I do NOT have a PayPal account and do not have a web site! I'm sure that if I clicked on the Resolution Center link provided in the e-mail that they would want my social security #. The e-mail has very nice graphics too!

Just got this one today .....

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Limited account access details
Dear Paypal member,

As a part of our security measures, we regularly screen all activity in the Paypal system. After reviewing your site, and in accordance with the Paypal User Agreement, we need more information to help us provide you with secure services. For your protection ,we have limited access to your account until additional security measures can be completed. We would like to restore your access as soon as possible, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Why is my account access limited?

We recently noticed the following issue on your account:


August 12, 2007: We would like to ensure that your account was not accessed by an unauthorized, third party. Because protecting the security of your account is our primary concern, we have limited access to sensitive Paypal account features. We understand that this may be an inconvenience but please understand that this temporary limitation is for your protection.

(Your case ID for this reason is PP-124-448-529.)

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How can I restore my account access?
Please visit the Resolution Center and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."


----------------------------------------------------


Please do not reply to this e-mail. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered. For assistance, log in to your PayPal account and choose the "Help" link in the footer of any page.

:p

Warren,

You are a magnet for scams. Now I don't want any of your information, but for just $1 million I will sell you the rights to the $10 million Sun Dial Bridge in Redding. Of course you would have to come put your name on it. :LOL:

Ron :p

Warren,
They say that once you have been gotten to they crooks share your name with all their buddies so they can have their way with you as well.

So either you have been "had" before or someone does not like you at all.

You get more of these than anyone I know. I used to get them everyday but the filters and email firewalls keep them out now. Of course I use a yahoo email address and the blocked email list is 500 names long :LOL:

Never been scammed before ... never had my identity stolen. As far as someone that does not like me ... I can only surmise that its because of that trollop Frenchy or the nefarious Mt Shasta Goddess. :eek:

:LOL:

Warren,

It must be Frenchy. The Mt. Shasta Goddess likes you. She has promised record snow and cold for your area this Winter so she can keep ours normal. :JEKYLHYDE

Ron :)

Global warming? Its 39°F outside at 7 AM. :eek:

Good morning to all of you. I need a cup of coffee to warm up!

Great picture on TV this morning ... OJ in handcuffs. Throw away the keys!

:eek:

Warren,

You don't actually think they may do something to O.J. do you? Remember they had him in handcuffs out here and on a Murder charge and did nothing. He will buy his way out of this minor mess as usual.

Ron :(

50% of $21M
 

OMG. I'm so rich, I'm going to have to buy a shovel for all the $$$$ I'm going to get shortly.

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Attention.
My name is Mr Karl Brader. I trained and work as an external auditor for a Suisse Bank, working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire sub-euro region. I had taken pains to find your contact through personal endeavors.

On routine audit check last month, I discovered some investment accounts that had been dormant for the least twelve years. All the accounts belong to a single holder (deceased) with monies totaling 21 Million United States Dollars plus interest. Banking regulation and legislation in Switzerland demand that I notify the fiscal authorities after a statutory time period of twelve years when dormant accounts of this type are called in by the monetary regulatory bodies. The above set of facts underscores my reason of writing and making the following proposing.

My investigation of the said account reveals that the death occured in 1994 the exact time the account was last operated. I can confirm with certainty that the said investor died interstate and no next of kin to his estate has been found or has come forward all these years. I am of the settled conviction that using my insider leverage, with I working with you can secure the funds in the account for us instead of allowing it pass as unclaimed funds into the coffers of the Government of Switzerland. This is especially possible as you share same details as the said investor. This exactly is why I crave your participation and co-operation. I have seized all relevant documents (legal and Banking) that will facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant and beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer the money to any account nominated by you.

Of course you shall be handsomely rewarded for your part in this transaction as I am prepared to share the deposit with you in halves 50% of the total funds for your efforts, less expenses. I shall however leave out the finer details of this transaction till I receive an affirmation of your desire to participate. Be assured that my colleagues and I are on top of the situation all the time and there will be no risk whatsoever if you agree to come on board. Needless to say, UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY is of vital importance if we are to successfully reap the immens!benefits of this transaction. To maintain the level of security required to see this transaction come to a successful conclusion, I have intentionally left out the details.

Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual partnership, endeavor by furnishing me with your Full Names, Date of Birth, Telephone Number, Fax Number, company / position held, Email address, Contact address and Postal address. These requirements will enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favor for the deposit to be released to you before the transfer can be made. We both stand to be well compensated on final conclusion of this project. Your share stays in your account while the rest shall be for me for Investment purposes. I find myself privileged to have this information and this is a great opportunity of a life time of success without risks. I await your urgent response to this proposal so that I can give you further information on this transaction.

Please reply to this email (mrkarlxxxb1@lycos.com) with your advised information, I would appreciate the mutual relationship.
Regards,
Karl Brader
Director, Investment Banking.

Why should I bother with this one. Its only 1/4 million ..... :LOL: :LOL:

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Att: Winner,

We wish to notify you that your email address just emerged winner in
our free Online Draws,and you are hereby entitled to claims the
subsential amount of £250,000.00(Two hundred and fifty thousand
pounds sterling) which was played on 15TH of SEPT 2007.

YOUR LOTTERY WINNING DETAILS
REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/9420X2/68
BATCH NUMBER:074/05/ZY369
TICKET NUMBER:14-17-19-25-28== 09

Please to file for the release of your winnings, you are to contact the
claims department e-mail contact below for furtherdetails.

To file for your claim,please contact our fudiciary agent:
Mr. Brender William
Email: b_willys09@yahoo.it or b_willys03@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+44-7011-139-492
Fax:+44-871-264-0204

Congratulations once more.
Yours Truly,

Mr.Richard K. Lloyd

:LOL:

Warren,

Your problems are over. I took the e-mail addresses out of your posts and answered them in your name. You should start receiving your millions any time now. I want my cut of course.

Ron :LOL: :LOL: