You really do need to cash in on these Warren. I made the mistake of ignoring them and I got one that said something to the effect of "I have tried contacting you in the past regarding X dollars for X reason. Since you have not shown any interest in it, I can only assume you are independently wealthy and do not need any more money. I am giving you this one last chance. If you do not reply within X time, I will move on to contact other people as I need to move this money fast."

You better move fast before you loose out like I did.

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Joe,

So far Warren has lost out on enough to pay off the national debt. You would think that a patriotic person like him would be taking those millions and putting them to good use.

Ron :rolleyes:

Boy, the offerings are getting better every day .....
$5K a day with a total of $5M thru an ATM card.
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From the FMF, Federal Ministry of Finance
12 Edidi Lane Idumota Lagos
Honourable Minister of Finance, DR. USMAN SHAMSUDEEN
Approved by the Nigerian Government

Dear Honorable Beneficiary,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.

We have received the express mandate and instructions of the President,Federal Republic of Nigeria: ALHAJI UMARU YARADUA GCFR together with the EFCC Nigeria,the Interpol and the FBI to commence the immediate release of your funds through our swift card payment center.

Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some
non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish
to receive your payment immediately.

Based on the President's directives, we have concluded arrangements for the release of your payment.

The payment will be concluded through our card center which we will send to you an ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw your contract/inheritance funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily.However,Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement.

After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa and Asia Pacific,This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

And also the Nigerian Government is using this means to rewards all the citizens of the United states and all part of Europe including asia,australia,south America, Antartica e.t.c and all those who have lost their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business, or otherwise.

You should know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card which will be credited with $5,000,000.00USD,United States Dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through any Courier Service of your choice.

Kindly get back to me with the following informations below so I can start arrangement on how to get your Atm Card shipped to you.

(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address
(3) Phone number
(4) Occupation
(5) Age
(6) A scanned copy of your international passport or drivers lincence.

This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you know best.

TAKE NOTE:That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the ATM Card payment center or USMAN SHAMSUDEEN to avoid delays in receiving your contract/inheritance payment claims.

This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to our code of conduct,which is (ATM-13470) which you will have to indicate when contacting the card center,by using it as your subject.

For further clarification you can visit our website for more information
Website : http://www.fmf.gov.ng/portal/detail.php?link=hmf

Thanks for your co-operation.
From the FMF, Federal Ministry of Finance
DR. USMAN SHAMSUDEEN
Email : shamsudeen_dr.usman@yahoo.se
Tel:+234-877201831

:)

Warren,

Jump on that one and take it. Since the rebels are blowing up the oil pipelines in Nigeria, you may as well get some of our money back.

Ron :LOL:

This one got thru the ISP filter. Just a so-so offer and I do not have the time to respond. Therefore anyone else can take Sandra's offer. :LOL:

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From Miss Sandra Kamba
Bp 3346 Abj 05
Abidjan,
Cote D' Ivoire
West Africa.
Phone: +22507218237

Dearest One,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.

I am Sandra Kamba the only daugther of late Mr and Mrs Isiaka Kamba from the republic of Cote D'ivoire.

My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based here in Abidjan, the economic capital of the country, before he was assasinated on sept 2007 he pampered me so much because i am motherless, and before his death he secretly called me and told me that he has a sum of Six million seven hundred thousand EURO (€6.7 Millon) deposited in a security company here in Cote d'ivoire, and that he used my name as her only daugther for the next of kin.

He also said that nobody knows the deposited consignment as money not even the security company, he said that it was deposited as "family valueable and treasures for liftment for Africa artwork for exportations" He then advised that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice who will assist me to retrieve this consignment and transfer it to whichever country i'd like to live for investment purpose.

I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) I want you to help me to retrieve this money from the security company here and transfer it to your country for onward investment.

2)Immediately the money is retrieved and transfered to your country, you will provide for my travel documents for me to come over to meet you, and you are going to procure admission for me to continue my studies in one of the best universities in your country and moreover, i am willing to offer you 20% of the fund.

If this interests you then i will want you to provide your personal contacts including your phone/fax number for easier communication, and i am willing to proceed with you as soon as i have your response.

I anticipate to hear from you soon.

Best Regard,
Miss Sandra

:D

Not to worry Warren. I answered her in your name and with a different IP Address and a throw away e-mail address. Let me know when she calls you. :LOL:

And I want my commission on what you get. :rolleyes:

Ron :p

Boy, how would you like to be the managing director of a big international bank, have your secretary (who's first name is 'Agent') located thousands of miles away in another country, have a very poor grasp of the English language, just received $20M and for some reason will be out of reach for the next year? :LOL::LOL:

If I just got $20M, I might also be out of reach for a while. :eek::eek:


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Subject: contact my secretary

is me, PD DR Dan Brown ,
THE MANAGING DIRECTOR OF THE SWISS BANK IN ZURICH.SWITZERLAND.
I am delighted to have completed that business and have received my
total sum of US$20,000,000.00.

Now contact my secretary in Accra Ghana, his name is Mr Agent Wiliams
His E-mail is williamsagent37@yahoo.it ,ask him to send you the total sum of $1,000,000.00
which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and
attempts to assist me in this matter.

Send him the following information so that he will be sure that you
are the owner of the cheque:

Your Full Name:
Your address:
Your country:
Your occupation:
Your age:
Your Phone number:

I have forwarded instruction to my Secretary and he will be waiting
for your mail with information on this.

Please do not bother to contact me because i will be out of reach for
about a year.

I thank you for everything and God bless you.

Regards,
PD DR Dan Brown,

Here's a new one ... they want to buy TRUCKS!

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Sir,


We are the Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of
Nigeria (IPMAN) that has investment in oil and gas industries, which
constitute one of our prominent stakes holding in the countryâ™s economy.

It has more than 36; 000 members in Nigeria and they own most of the
petrol stations in Nigeria . The Association wants a reputable truck
company where we can purchase fairly used or new trucks, these actually
prompt this letter.



The trucks we would prefer are the Mercedes trucks, Mack, DAF, MAN
Diesel, Scania and Volvo trucks. The capacity would be between
33,000-37,000 liters or more than and we would buy between 15 to 20
trucks
depending on the trucks found, their prices and their qualities will be
considered.Also the Association wants to purchase Oil material such as
lubrication.



We therefore want you to give us details information on what you have
at the moment and their prices.

However, our association will like to send some important executives
who are to come for examining and the purchase.

Your prompt response to this request shall be appreciated.



Thank you for your advance co-operation,

Best Regards,



HRH Dr. Harford Agana

IPMAN Vice Chairman Operations.

How about this one:

Hello,
I am a very trusting person, Me have not never lied, cheated or stolen anything from anyones or nobodies. Me think me would like to trsut you and share my wisdum for us futrue togeder to be buznes padnas. Me thunks me got good vestment plan for yo money. Yea, allud it.

All yums hast do is when yums getyo check just sin da bac and sendit too me. Iz will take good car of yuz vesmunt and yuz willun reep many mo money US cuurency, from us buznez deal.

I dont like thos cruked forners investment eder. Thez alwas trying to get my, I mean yuz money (cash) for themslves and dust weave yuz out in da cold. Me's on da oddur hand woudl thinks yuz shud not queston my thorty cus I is da cisson maker and dust send yo cash to me.

signed
George w bush.
16 hunerd pecilvana avnew
wacthinton


.

Now we are finally talking money! Give me the money! :LOL::LOL:

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:Dr. Larry Johnson
Manchester M27 5FX,
United Kingdom.



Attention: Fund Owner,



This is to inform you that your funds of Eleven Million United States Dollars (US$11,000,000.00) have been approved for immediate delivery to you. For the purpose of clarification, you are advised to reconfirm your Full Names, Direct Telephone Numbers, Physical Address with Zip Code so that there will be no error during the delivery of the funds to you in your country of residence.


Your quick response will be highly appreciated.



Dr. Larry Johnson

Here is a really dangerous one. I bet that quite a few people get scammed by this one. :mad::mad::mad:

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Over 130 million Americans will receive refunds as part of President Bush program to jumpstart
economy. Our records indicate that you are qualified to receive the 2008 Economic Stimulus Refund.
The fastest and easiest way to receive your refund is by direct deposit to your checking/savings account.
Please follow the link and fill out the form and submit before June 10th, 2008 to ensure that your refund
will be processed as soon as possible.

Submitting your form on June 10th,2008 or later means that your refund will be delayed due to the volume
of requests we anticipate for the Economic Stimulus Refund.

To access Economic Stimulus Refund, please click here.

Note: If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, that is because of the large amount of e-mails we are sending out or because of the restrictions implemented by your ISP.

:(

Warren,

That and similar ones have been going around almost since the announcement that the stimulus package was approved. The really sad thing is that any people who fall for this crap will be the older people who aren't familiar with this kind of stuff. My friend in Ohio sent me a copy of one that she received some time ago and it was almost identical to this one.

Ron :(

I cannot believe my luck. I must have won at least 2 billion dollars in the last few years. :LOL::LOL:
And this lottery ... I did not even have to buy a ticket :o:o:o
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Batch No: WD18/0065/04RN
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TO WINNERS IN OUR PROGRAM
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This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were
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email address was attached to ticket number 034-22478556; with serial number
129 draw the lucky numbers 06-09-13-15-40-43-02, which eventually won the
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Heres one for you... and that is MY money.

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I've been deleting all of the latest scam e-mails I've been getting lately, but this one gets to the point rather quickly.

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¡Tengo nueva dirección de correo!

Ahora puedes escribirme a:engrmichaelsi@yahoo.com.co

HELLO,CAN YOU HANDLE $25 MILLION USD IF TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCT?REPLY.

- Engr Michaels Idioma