Are You 100% ?

[wtm442]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


But if I take my first and last name, it adds up to 145%. Beat that!

Sorry Ron, you come up short at 125%.

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by wtm442

But if I take my first and last name, it adds up to 145%. Beat that!

Sorry Ron, you come up short at 125%.

Frenchy The Frog

150%

[wtm442]

FRED
THAT COMES OUT TO 158%, NOT 150%.

But you cannot use middle names, so delete the numbers for THE and she comes all the way down to a pedestrian speed bump of only 125%.

[392cobra]

Why would you want to take away the middle name of a poor little 15 cent an hour Ho Frog ?

[wtm442]

My thread - my rules. Money most be tough down in Texas. When did the two-bit whore go down to (or for) only $0.15 ?

Turtle only has one name and he comes out to 96%.

[Power Surge]

My first and last name comes out to 189% .

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by wtm442

My thread - my rules. Money most be tough down in Texas. When did the two-bit whore go down to (or for) only $0.15 ?
Turtle only has one name and he comes out to 96%.

She drops her hourly rate every summer.

Seems some people are turned off by a sweaty French Frog.
No accounting for taste.