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09-25-2007, 09:00 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Orange Park,
FL.
Cobra Make, Engine: n/a
Posts: 1,596
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Warren, I didn't say everybody........... 
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20mph is not fast, unless you are doing it in a 3/2, 1000sq. ft. house on 10 ft. waves!
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09-25-2007, 11:47 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: MARKSVILLE,LA.,,
Posts: 3,235
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One of my brothers-in-law worked at the local welfare office for 5 years,believe me,it's all true.....
the best one he ever had was this guy about 25 years old came in and wanted to start receiving "welfare". So he pulled out the forms and began his questioning into the matter..Nothing wrong with the guy, just wanted a welfare check..after a while brother in law tells him he does not qualify...explains to him he has no physical or mental disabilties....guy gets pi$$ed at him and tells him he's going to make a bomb and blow up his office, (this happened 20 years ago) BIL has heard that a thousand times before and doesn't give it a second thought as the guy leaves...
Fast forward 5 days or so, same guys walks in his office,his left hand heavily bandaged, sits down and BIL asks what happened to him, he tells him he made a pipe bomb, but thought it was too big, so he used a hack saw to cut it in half and it blew up in his left hand,doctors had to remove two fingers and his thumb!!!!!!!!!! BIL. now tells him he has a physical disability and can now get welfare check............and he has ever since........
It's all documented in his case file, every single word..........
David
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DAVID GAGNARD
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09-25-2007, 03:11 PM
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Canadian Gashole
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Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Quebec, Canada,
QC
Cobra Make, Engine: Johnex 427 S/C, 351W, 472 HP, 444 lbs. torque
Posts: 2,455
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David
Do you know if he received a nomination for the Darwin awards that year? 
Wayne
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Don't get caught dead, sitting on your seat belt.
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09-25-2007, 03:31 PM
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Beam Me Up Scottie
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Squantum (part of Quincy),
MA
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF1049 Titanium w/black stripes, 351W with Trick Flow Heads, Tremec 3550
Posts: 7,592
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David
Do you know if he received a nomination for the Darwin awards that year?
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Sadly, Darwin Awards are only given to people that kill themselves.
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Warren
'Liberals are maggots upon the life of this planet and need to get off at the next rotation.' (Jamo 2008)
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09-25-2007, 03:41 PM
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Senile Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY USA,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance
Posts: 4,566
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"I'm high all right, but on the real thing....powerful gasoline and a clean windshield..."
rick@autoventureusa.net
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09-25-2007, 04:05 PM
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Canadian Gashole
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Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Quebec, Canada,
QC
Cobra Make, Engine: Johnex 427 S/C, 351W, 472 HP, 444 lbs. torque
Posts: 2,455
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Warren
Some people actually receive nominations even if they didn't succeed in killing themselves due to their own stupidity.
Wayne
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Don't get caught dead, sitting on your seat belt.
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09-25-2007, 07:07 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: MARKSVILLE,LA.,,
Posts: 3,235
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The rocket sceintist did not get any awards, just a welfare check for life.......Brother-in-law reported the incident to the cops afterwards, they did not arrest him, he did blow up anything but his hand!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had he blown up the office then, and only then, would they have arrested him.........
Things have changed in the last 10 to 15 years as you'll know and now they take all threats very serouisly.......
David
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