The No-B*lls Prize

[uncltodd]

I seem to remember from my history studies, something about "Dynamit Nobel."

What was that he invented, again???

[bomelia]

That's Alfred's special recipe!!

Seems after all the death and mayhem caused by his "invention" in WWI, he began to have regrets. In fact, someone accidently published his obit a wee bit prematurely, and he found out he was being remembered only as the creator of dynomite, and the subsequent loss of life due to it. So he had a change of heart...created the peace prize and endowed it with the profits of his invention. Thats right boys and girls, everytime someone gets blown up with some dynomite, a little "license" money gets added to the Peace foundation. Cool, huh? If Bush were not busy killing terrorists, Gore might not have won much. OK, thats a tad bit of an exageration. In fact, if Gore/Clinton had done their job whilst in office, Bush might not have had to kill so many bad guys. Ok, hyperbole again.

Mike