Try To Deposit A $1 Million Dollar Bill

Ron61 · #1 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 09:43 AM

This is really kind of overdoing it on the forgery stuff.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/...on_dollar_bill

Ron

Silverback51 · #2 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 10:31 AM

No sense being dumb unless you can prove it.

Joe Wicked · #3 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:14 AM

I still do not understand what species these "people" are. The human race was once renowned for intelligence, so I really think that there are 2 different species claiming to be Human.

cobra de capell · #4 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron61

This is really kind of overdoing it on the forgery stuff.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/...on_dollar_bill

Ron

Ron - not forgery, simply purchased - the $1 mill bills are still available:

http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant...oduct_Code=298

trularin · #5 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:37 AM

Didn't we already have the Darwin check for the year?

Why are the new candidates trying out for next year already?

Ron61 · #6 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:42 AM

Ray,

I got to looking in my desk drawer after I read your link and I have a $1 million dollar bill but it looks different than those do. I also have $8 dollar bills and $3 dollar bills. But I wouldn't try to deposit them in a bank or spend them unless I was buying something from Warren. Of course Frenchy would probably take them.

Ron

Wayne Maybury · #7 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:52 AM

Give the guy a break, he wasn't that stupid. If he was a real idiot, he would have tried to pay for the carton of cigarettes with the million dollar bill.

Could you imagine the cashier trying to figure out the change for that transaction?

Wayne

Joe Wicked · #8 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Maybury

Give the guy a break, he wasn't that stupid. If he was a real idiot, he would have tried to pay for the carton of cigarettes with the million dollar bill.

Could you imagine the cashier trying to figure out the change for that transaction?

Wayne

Wasn't there a lady a couple of years ago that tried to pass a $1,000,000 bill at Walmart?

cobra de capell · #9 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:58 AM

Ron - although these bills (Gold Certificates) were discontinued in 1940, you may want to re-check your desk drawer to see if you have one.

Ron61 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 12:07 PM

Ray,

I wish I did have some of the old gold certificates. All I have are some $1 dollar ones I think and a couple of mint $10 dollar gold pieces. And I was wrong, my $1 million dollar bill does look like those, it just isn't crumpled up. Man, he must be stupid to try and pass something like that in a bank. Take it to Arkansas or Alabama where they would take them in the stores.

Kind of like the old joke about the drunken counterfeiters. They made a bunch of what they thought were $20 dollar bills but when they sobered up they realized they were $12 dollar bills. Not wanting to waste all that time they took them to Arkansas and one guy took one into a little store to see if he could get change for it. He came back out all smiles as they had not even questioned it but gave him two $3 dollar bills and a $6 dollar bill for it.

Ron

Joe Wicked · #11 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 12:36 PM

I would love to get my hands on one of those. My dad used to be a currency collector and he had a few Gold Notes that were worth a lot of cash.

Ron61 · #12 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 12:57 PM

Joe,

I wish I had some of those too. Heck, I just wish I had a $100,000 dollars.

Ron

Joe Wicked · #13 (**permalink**) 11-29-2007, 04:38 AM

He had a lot more stuff too. Sometimes I really wish I knew what happened to it all, but I know a large part of it was stolen. He had a lot of coins too.