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01-25-2008, 05:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Tucson,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance 427 Side-Oiler
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Flies
A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary Clinton is holding court, and trying to gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using only single syllable words.
As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Hillary replies and goes back to her rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies t hough."
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01-26-2008, 07:10 AM
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Can't fool the animals when it comes to sex and sh!t.
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01-26-2008, 07:37 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
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Yep,flies know a lot sh!t about sh!t
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01-26-2008, 08:02 AM
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Ouch Ouch Hot Sand
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Location: Daytona Beach,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Street Beasts w/302 Twin Turbocharged....Under Construction!!
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Safe Flyin, errrrr Drivin, Earl
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01-26-2008, 08:35 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Orange Park,
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20mph is not fast, unless you are doing it in a 3/2, 1000sq. ft. house on 10 ft. waves! 
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01-27-2008, 07:57 AM
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Those yours I2F?
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01-28-2008, 06:59 AM
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20mph is not fast, unless you are doing it in a 3/2, 1000sq. ft. house on 10 ft. waves!
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01-28-2008, 05:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imagine2frolic
The one with the big smile is my wife. The other is one of her best friends, but they were both my dates for dinner once in Cebu .....DINNER & NOTHING ELSE.....:LOL:  |
Well,that kinda sucks. 
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01-29-2008, 05:19 AM
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FRED,
Kind of, but not completely......... 
First it is the eye test avatar, and now it is the reach out, and smack some in the head.....MR. YOU are on a real funny streak
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20mph is not fast, unless you are doing it in a 3/2, 1000sq. ft. house on 10 ft. waves!
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01-29-2008, 05:47 AM
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Location: Sublimity,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: My Shell Valley Coupe is here! Now the building begins....
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Originally Posted by imagine2frolic
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What nationality? Very pretty!
My wife is a Japanese mix.
Scott S
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01-29-2008, 12:32 PM
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They are both Filipinas from Davao. Her friend's father is Chinese. They will appreciate the compliment, and it swells my head to be seen with them ....LOLOLOLOL
BE CAREFUL FRED...HAHAHAHAHAHA
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