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[rdorman]

Perhap Gore can offset his significant carbon footprint by installing a windmill in front of the podium so when he speaks the clean energy produced can be pumped back into the grid?

[Wes Tausend]

Originally Posted by rdorman

Perhap Gore can offset his significant carbon footprint by installing a windmill in front of the podium so when he speaks the clean energy produced can be pumped back into the grid?

Now that is funny.

I can see Al now, after the election, "Curse you, George, for beating me out of my rightful place at the throne. I'm going to tell everybody, that the product your family is selling, is killing earth as we know it ...until you're sitting on tanks and tanks of worthless tar. Then we'll see who has the last laugh. Muhahahahaha". Woosh. Woosh. (windmill blades)

I wonder if petroleum will last long enough, or at least get expensive enough in time, to pay back the hybrid premium on the wifes car. God, I hope so.


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[rdorman]

You are going to love it when my new screen play hits the big screen in 2009. It is a light hearted musical set to the tunes of the Dave Matthews Band starring Daryl Hannah and Leonardo DiCaprio entitled "All living organisms on Earth WILL DIE!". It will probably be rated R (sorry kiddies) due to a hot scene between Hannah and DiCaprio involving Ben & Jerry's Magic Brownie ice cream. Plan on starting my Nobel acceptance speech on my upcoming trip to Deep Freeze to contribute my Poppy seeds.

[Ron61]

I saw that place where they are storing the seeds on TV last night. But if all life on the planet ends, who is going to get them out to plant and restore the Earth?

Ron

[Joe Wicked]

Now that is funny. I don't believe all life will be wpied out without the complete destruction of the earth. Something will survive.

[rdorman]

Originally Posted by Ron61

I saw that place where they are storing the seeds on TV last night. But if all life on the planet ends, who is going to get them out to plant and restore the Earth?

Ron

Poppy seed is not the only seed I plan on depositing