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Old 05-29-2008, 09:18 PM
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3:32 PM EDT, May 29, 2008
TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. In an interview with CNN, the woman said she planned to file for divorce.

Police are investigating.

I guess he didn't notice her walking funny before she left.

Moral of the story : Never take your eyes off your nude maid.
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:01 AM
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Fred,

You sent your Avatar down there didn't you? Frenchy and the Ho Sisters would never do anything like that.

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Old 05-30-2008, 09:13 AM
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Fred - Seeing as I do not have $40K in jewelry, and love to do strip searches for contraband, did they mention the web site for the nude maid services?
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:23 AM
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More developments in the story (ABC news affiliate source) includes photos of the "person of interest." (rated for all audiences.)

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/lo...0-979b8e94929c

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Old 05-30-2008, 04:05 PM
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Fred - Seeing as I do not have $40K in jewelry, and love to do strip searches for contraband, did they mention the web site for the nude maid services?
Until I can find the website BB will be thrilled in step up to the plate for you.
BB can hardly wait for you to do strip searches on her.

You might beable to feel to ground shake all the way up there.

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Old 05-30-2008, 04:11 PM
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I just knew that the Humpin Ho Sisters and/or the Biker Babe would be mentioned as I was writing my post. Great minds think alike. Too bad its usually in the gutter.
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Once again, the man thinking with the "little head" get's in trouble.
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