Lounge Election Campaign Rules

[Jamo]

Ok, since we're going to be in it for the next few months, let's try to follow some simple rules so we can keep it down to a mild roar.

1. Roscoe and CDC...only one long cut/paste per thread page please.

2. VRM...just come out of the closet and admit you are a moderate Republican with bi-political tendencies (you like to flirt with liberal thoughts that you make you a little dizzy and give you a nauty tingling feeling).

3. Any hot shots of the VP MILF (Palin) assolutely must be posted here. Warren will then make a poster out of it.

4. Buzz...we need a sexy cartoonish rendering of Ms. Palin, please...in a Wonder Woman outfit please...wet would be good.

5. You may not attack Obama's color, but the ears are fair game at all times.

6. If you really want to tell someone to f... off, please use the British term "bugger". That way, you'll get your point across and it just sounds better.

7. Please don't jump on Ernie for liking Obama...it's all he's got and he usually comes around to the correct mindset later rather than sooner.

8. If you don't understand a post by Ron61...look back a few pages.

9. Leave the candidates' kids alone on these pages...unless you have pictures of them from a Girls Gone Wild video.

10. If Ron or I swoop in...don't argue.