Should the US bailout the big three automakers?

[CobraDan]

Doctors' Opinions of The Financial Bailout Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it.

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.

The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'

while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

The Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists decided the decision was
best left up to the assholes in Washington .

[Ronbo]

When the American people are stupid enough to fall for the oil shortage, killer bees, hole in the ozone, global warming, el Nina (or what ever the hell that was), hell why not "the credit shortage".

Has it ever occurred to anyone that they could be using "Enron math" (well, the inverse of it anyway)???

GM's broke, ya right.

Amazing thing is GM shot themselves in the foot, now consumers are leery of buying a car from a company that could be gone as far as they know. They just made their future a lot more dismal.