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Old 01-18-2009, 09:19 PM
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Default Lessor men need more wood.

Have you noticed that all enhancements for men commercials have either a C or V in the product labia?

Have you ever bought dinner for your wife and her two best friends only to find out that the evening left you with an extreme estrogen overload?

Why is it some can't just perk up and shout..

I need more WOOD!!!

Well this Oregon logger is here to help, I have way more WOOD than all my women can stand. I have so much WOOD that the little whinny twerps on Axmen beg to come to be on my crew. Unlike the ads in the back pages of all those mags you read I will give quadruple your money back if I can not double your WOOD!

Guys(that would be those that are not men) please let me help, you need WOOD I got it. Viagra costs $156,035,648 per ton. I can sell you all the real WOOD you need anywhere in the US for less that $74 per ton.

Discounts by railcar available …

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