Poor Pepe LePew

[Cobrabill]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
her husband to stop the car.? There was a baby skunk lying at the side of
the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.? Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.

He says, "Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover; but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.

[Buzz]

lmao!!!!!!

[Ron61]

Good one Bill. Now tell us how you expect to get rid of the smell once you are fully recovered.

Ron

[PaulProe]

Just a little closer than I cared to get

PePe

[Jay Little]

Originally Posted by Cobrabill

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
her husband to stop the car.? There was a baby skunk lying at the side of
the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.? Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.

He says, "Just hold its little nose."

And then the fight started!

There, fixed it for ya!

[Silverback51]

An oldie but a goodie.