Valentine Poetry for Your Significant Other

[wtm442]

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5.. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

My favorite is #6. OMG what a beating you'd get after that little ditty.

[Ron61]

Darn, and here I was thinking you were describing your love life. Snow causes people to have strange thoughts.

Ron

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by Ron61

Darn, and here I was thinking you were describing your love life. Ron

BB says that is the sweet talk she gets from Warren.

[427 S/O]

One thread that best remains on CC...............

[Maurice Johnson]

Your eyes are like pools
Cesspools

Your teeth are like the stars
They come out at night

When I look at you, time stands still
Your face would stop a clock

You are a dreamboat
Not you, shipwreck

What a trim waist
Thats what butchers do

[Scott S]

My little sister has a home business drafting poems, here are some of hers.

#1

Appropriate for husband or wife…

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I want a divorce

How about you?



#2

On Valentine’s Day…

Everybody knows chocolates are quite nice

Or a bottle of champagne chilling in some ice

A dozen long stem roses in a crystal vase

Or a nice romantic dinner at some fancy place



But this year we can’t afford it, it’s not meant to be

But, Honey, it’s OK, we still have you and me

Let’s park our butts on the couch and share an ice cold beer

I’ve ordered up a pizza, your unemployment check is here!

Happy Valentine’s Day!



#3

This year on Valentine’s Day…

Keep your chocolates and your wine

Just put the seat down for me one time!

Take out the garbage without being asked

Complete one home improvement task

Forget the flowers and the date

Pretend you like what’s on your plate

These are things that you could do…

‘Cause if you don’t, we are through!!!

Happy Valentine’s Day!



#4

To my favorite cowboy…

Our love is like a country music song

The kind where everything goes wrong

Don’t worry, your dog’s alive and you still have your truck

The mill didn’t shut down; you’re not out of luck

But you know the part where your wife runs away…?

That part is true! Happy Valentine’s Day!

YeeHaw!!!

[392cobra]

Lyrics by Miss Iris DeMent :

Her first verse:

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5axlwCBXC8