The truth finally come out.

[Silverback51]

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now You Know
































Okay, it's not true, but it's still funny.

[jbuchert]

Good post.

[392cobra]

Originally Posted by Silverback51

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.



See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

Sheep need love too.

[joe g]

Loved that!!
Now how do we get them all back on there ship to there world?
joeg

[Ron61]

Fill a spaceship with sheep. Jamo you can't go, we need you here.

Ron

[wtm442]

My birthday is June 30, 1947. Eight days after that blessed day, the retro rockets from my spaceship burnt up in the atmosphere over Nevada after my trip from Krypton.

[turnpike boy]

That would explain a multitude of observations

[strictlypersonl]

Interestingly enough, none of the listed people were actually born in April '46. George W Bush was born in July of that year, however, one month before Bill Clinton.

[Fred Douglass]

..............sheep lie............................................

[Silverback51]

Originally Posted by strictlypersonl

Interestingly enough, none of the listed people were actually born in April '46. George W Bush was born in July of that year, however, one month before Bill Clinton.

That's why I said it's not true, but still funny.

[Fred Douglass]

.....that, if you turned on all the lights, heaters, A/Cs, toasters, ovens, stoves, TV/VCR/DVD stuff etc.-etc.-etc. in Gore's Tinnisssseeeee house (which rivals the VAB at the Kennedy Center for size)----the sun would actually go into a total eclipse for three weeks. Is this true?

Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar!