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02-25-2009, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Fairfield, NJ, USA,
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Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Tang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Tang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and crawl leery, leery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Tang then said,
"OK, now crawl leery, leery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr Tang shook his head slowly.
"Your probrem vely bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously,
"Oh my God, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Tang sighed deeply and replied,
"Ed Zachary Disease is when you face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
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Roscoe
"Crisis occurs when women and cattle get excited!"....James Thurber
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02-26-2009, 03:15 PM
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Beam Me Up Scottie
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Roscoe
Is there any chance of the attendants at the home slipping the straight jacket on you again in the near future?
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Warren
'Liberals are maggots upon the life of this planet and need to get off at the next rotation.' (Jamo 2008)
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02-26-2009, 05:16 PM
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I wouldn't have it any other way. Like Houdini, I've mastered the technique of getting out
of straight jackets. They probably have to go to tasers now.
I'm looking forward to it,
Roscoe
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Roscoe
"Crisis occurs when women and cattle get excited!"....James Thurber
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02-26-2009, 05:18 PM
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Just ask for morphine...lots of morphine!!! lol !!!
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Of course it's REAL! You are NOT imagining it!
We don't want a bigger government; We want a government that does a few BIG things, and does them right.
If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, they'll only give you one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playin, if you lose you got to pay. And if you make just ONE wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY!
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02-26-2009, 05:20 PM
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Morphine is good.....
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Roscoe
"Crisis occurs when women and cattle get excited!"....James Thurber
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02-27-2009, 04:25 AM
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Roscoe,
Nice to see you out again even if it may just last for a short time. I hear that now in extreme repeat cases they make you sit in a room full of lawyers for two hours.
Ron 
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02-27-2009, 05:14 AM
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And listen to Obama speeches.....
AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Roscoe
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02-27-2009, 05:25 AM
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Well at least if they can get him in there with you, maybe they will see how bad he is and won't let him out either. I can just see the riots now if people had to be locked up with him and listen to his prattle. Of course, I bet there would be a lot less insanity pleas if they threatened to make them listen to Obama for a day.
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