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T-Shirt Sayings
1. Goose A Dragon and You are Toast
2. Just Be Glad I'm Not a Twin 3. If things get better with age then I'm approaching PERFECT! 4. Whatever It Is, I Didn't Do It! 5. If I'd Known my grandchildren were so much FUN I would have had them FIRST! 6. Drinks Well with Others 7. I Love Giving Homemade Gifts...which one of my kids would you like? 8. WARNING! Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain 9. I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong 10. I'm Retired! Don'task me to do a DAM thing! ( For Warren ) 11. BACK OFF!! I'm Gonna Fart 12. I'm So Over The Hill that I don't Even Remember Crossing It! Ron :p |
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#8 - a t-shirt for Liberals and/or Women #9 - a t-shirt for Conservatives #10 - of course Warren's #12 - and one for yourself :) |
I like the one.."Back off! I'm going to fart", could add "and I may **** my pants too!".
Bill |
A few more...
13.Politically Incorrect, Morally Challenged 14."Growing old ain't for sissies!" 15.If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. 16.If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 17."Poor planning on your part does not make an emergency on my part." |
"F_ck _ff! Want to buy a vowel?"
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DILLIGAF......Do I Look Like I Give A F***.
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For Sale
Parents Buy one get one free |
Just let me drop everything and work on your problem!
It's Not A Bald Spot! It's a solar panel for my SEX MACHINE To some it's a SIX PAXK To Me It's A Support Group I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants! If I wanted to hear from an ASS I'd Fart! I know right from wrong...WRONG IS THE FUN ONE It it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless! FBI FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR Ron :) |
I always wanted to make:
My Carbon Footprint is bigger than Yours (with the Cobra 427 badge) and My daddies car is faster than yours (for my 8 year old daughter at car shows) |
Plays Well With Self
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It's not a beer jut
It's a tool shed My daddy always told me If you have a good tool you build a shed over it |
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Tool Shed (printed near bottom, front) Wes ... EDIT: Great minds think alike, Steve. But some are quicker at it. :rolleyes: |
1. Your snake MAY be bigger ,but my snake IS faster.:eek:
2. Aske me about my 427 inch snake.:cool: |
From my personal experiences,daily.
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. |
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:LOL: Yea it is funny for sure:) |
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A few that I have:
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate: 1: Sarcasm is just another free service I offer In real small print that you have to get really close to see "Nosy little f*cker aren't you?" |
We have a strange and unique relationship
I'm unique You're strange |
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