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03-25-2009, 07:25 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Shasta Lake,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 26,618
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T-Shirt Sayings
1. Goose A Dragon and You are Toast
2. Just Be Glad I'm Not a Twin
3. If things get better with age then I'm approaching PERFECT!
4. Whatever It Is, I Didn't Do It!
5. If I'd Known my grandchildren were so much FUN I would have had them FIRST!
6. Drinks Well with Others
7. I Love Giving Homemade Gifts...which one of my kids would you like?
8. WARNING! Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain
9. I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong
10. I'm Retired! Don'task me to do a DAM thing! ( For Warren )
11. BACK OFF!! I'm Gonna Fart
12. I'm So Over The Hill that I don't Even Remember Crossing It!
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03-25-2009, 07:50 AM
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6th Generation Texan
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron61
8. WARNING! Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain
9. I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong
10. I'm Retired! Don'task me to do a DAM thing! ( For Warren )
12. I'm So Over The Hill that I don't Even Remember Crossing It!
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Good job Ron.
#8 - a t-shirt for Liberals and/or Women
#9 - a t-shirt for Conservatives
#10 - of course Warren's
#12 - and one for yourself
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03-25-2009, 07:50 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Lake Havasu City, AZ,
AZ
Cobra Make, Engine: Arps/Burroughs/Hurricane/428FE
Posts: 1,346
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I like the one.."Back off! I'm going to fart", could add "and I may **** my pants too!".
Bill
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03-25-2009, 08:16 AM
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6th Generation Texan
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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A few more...
13.Politically Incorrect, Morally Challenged
14."Growing old ain't for sissies!"
15.If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
16.If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
17."Poor planning on your part does not make an emergency on my part."
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03-25-2009, 08:46 AM
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Member of the north
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Join Date: May 2003
Cobra Make, Engine: A Cobra
Posts: 11,207
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"F_ck _ff! Want to buy a vowel?"
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03-25-2009, 08:50 AM
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6th Generation Texan
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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DILLIGAF......Do I Look Like I Give A F***.
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03-25-2009, 11:18 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Neverland,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 7,460
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Not Ranked
For Sale
Parents
Buy one get one free
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03-25-2009, 11:45 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Shasta Lake,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 26,618
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Not Ranked
Just let me drop everything and work on your problem!
It's Not A Bald Spot! It's a solar panel for my SEX MACHINE
To some it's a SIX PAXK To Me It's A Support Group
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants!
If I wanted to hear from an ASS I'd Fart!
I know right from wrong...WRONG IS THE FUN ONE
It it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless!
FBI FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR
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03-25-2009, 02:18 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Littleton,
co
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF 2482 Shelby/Roush 427
Posts: 52
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Not Ranked
I always wanted to make:
My Carbon Footprint is bigger than Yours
(with the Cobra 427 badge)
and
My daddies car is faster than yours
(for my 8 year old daughter at car shows)
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03-25-2009, 03:13 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bridgewater,
NJ
Cobra Make, Engine: B & B
Posts: 1,323
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Plays Well With Self
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Just enough knowledge to build a cobra and be dangerous...
You can observe a lot from just watching.
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03-25-2009, 03:39 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Middle Of Nowhere,
USA
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 428 FE 4-speed CR "TL" heavy spline
Posts: 3,907
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Not Ranked
A new acronym is born: TOTUS
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03-25-2009, 03:52 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Middle Of Nowhere,
USA
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 428 FE 4-speed CR "TL" heavy spline
Posts: 3,907
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03-25-2009, 04:42 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Neverland,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 7,460
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It's not a beer jut
It's a tool shed
My daddy always told me
If you have a good tool
you build a shed over it
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03-25-2009, 04:46 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Bismarck, North Dakota, USA,
Posts: 920
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Not Ranked
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Tool Shed
(printed near bottom, front)
Wes
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EDIT: Great minds think alike, Steve. But some are quicker at it. 
Last edited by Wes Tausend; 03-25-2009 at 04:48 PM..
Reason: slow
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03-25-2009, 05:25 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sulphur Springs,
Tx
Cobra Make, Engine: Hurricane Motorsports #1121 427W
Posts: 105
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1. Your snake MAY be bigger ,but my snake IS faster. 
2. Aske me about my 427 inch snake.  |
03-25-2009, 06:26 PM
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6th Generation Texan
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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Not Ranked
From my personal experiences,daily.
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
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03-25-2009, 06:39 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Neverland,
TX
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Posts: 7,460
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wes Tausend
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Tool Shed
(printed near bottom, front)
Wes
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EDIT: Great minds think alike, Steve. But some are quicker at it. |
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03-26-2009, 09:16 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Middle Of Nowhere,
USA
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 428 FE 4-speed CR "TL" heavy spline
Posts: 3,907
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Not Ranked
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03-26-2009, 10:07 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lavon,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 3,008
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A few that I have:
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate:
1:
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer
In real small print that you have to get really close to see
"Nosy little f*cker aren't you?"
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Why do they call it "Common Sense" when it is so rare?
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03-26-2009, 10:26 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Posts: 1,120
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Not Ranked
We have a strange and unique relationship
I'm unique
You're strange
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