Even though Gov. Perry is an Aggie,he is starting to get a grib on Texas ideals.
WICHITA FALLS, TXCalling it an essential step toward securing the Texas border and protecting his people's way of life, Gov. Rick Perry announced Tuesday the completion of a 1,953-mile wall designed to keep out millions of unwanted Americans.
"Let the record show I have nothing personal against Americans," Perry added. "I just think they should stay in America, where they belong."
"These Americans are destroying the moral and social fabric of our state," said Rep. Chris Turner."The truth is, Americans are just different from us," Turner added. "We don't even speak the same language."
Thus far, a majority of Texas citizens support the border wall, with nearly 8 million signing up to join a coalition of Minutemen that will guard the fence.
According to Texas Army National Guard Brig. Gen. Tom Alford, Americans will only be permitted to cross the border if they have immediate family living in Texas, in which case they can apply for a 90-minute monitored visitation to be held inside a checkpoint detention facility.
However, Alford stressed that any American attempting to transport barbecue sauce, beef jerky, belt buckles, or longhorn cattle back to the United States will face the death penalty.
God Bless Texas !
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Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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