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"When they took the Fourth Amendment, I was silent because I don’t deal drugs. When they took the Sixth Amendment, I kept quiet because I know I’m innocent. When they took the Second Amendment, I said nothing because I don’t own a gun. Now they’ve come for the First Amendment, and I can’t say anything at all."
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The right to keep and bear arms - Speak now or forever lose your piece.
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Once I thought I was wrong,but I was mistaken.
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Maurice Johnson says: I am a sailor who has been blown off-shore.
I'm a Marine and I've been blown in Naples, Genoa, Barcelona, Majorca, Athens, Cannes, Nice, Turkey, Beirut and Malta. Blewed, screwed and tattooed, Roscoe OH NO! I responded to a post.......cut me off......suspend me......do something......or make popcorn |
Self praise is no recommendation
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Jesus H. Christ. What the hell does the "H" stand for? Harold?
Mike |
Don't start a fire until you have something to burn.
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Well.....
I just wonder why.
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Airlines
Why do the airlines tell us to get "on" the plane? I would much rather get "in" the plane.
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"Poor planning on your part does not make an emergency on my part."
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Alien Fred,
The sign above my shop window says; PISS POOR Planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an EMERGENCY on my part!!!!!!!!!! Not sure who first said it but I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
There is a little "tink" like sound a 1 1/2 cable starts to make just before it snaps.
Next time I will pay attention.... |
It really is better to let the world think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt - Kanye West
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Memo to self, written while removing singed eye brows: Next time, do not look down into the carburator while trying to start an engine which is experiencing electrical problems.
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Have you ever contemplated where that little piece of fuzz that's stuck to end of your willy in the morning that causes your stream to split and you to pee over both sides of the toilet causing your wife to scream at you comes from? (whew, long sentence).
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Wondering if girls have problems with puzz and misdirection.
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Everyone has to believe in something...I believe I will have another drink.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ''Nice Doggie'' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
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The very first thing our government does is overreact.
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I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. :rolleyes:
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