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| Maurice Johnson |
09-16-2009 08:00 AM |
Difference between dictator and diplomat:
dictator can send you to hell
diplomat makes you look forward to the trip.
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| terry251 |
09-16-2009 09:35 AM |
If rain falls mainly on the plain, why is it so wet and green in the Pacific northwest?
If time waits for no man, why do we have to hurry up and wait so often?
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| cobra bill |
09-16-2009 09:37 AM |
Government by organized money is more dangerous than government by organized mob
Roosevelt
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| terry251 |
09-16-2009 09:48 AM |
If there is no such thing as perpetual motion, how do you explain 392cobra's avatar?
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Roosevelt was a lying, thieving sonofab!tch that saw himself as King with four terms and sold out Eastern Europe, thereby setting the foundations for the Cold War.
Jamo...I just "mused" it.
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| 392cobra |
09-16-2009 01:57 PM |
"It's not about the destination, it's the journey that matters"
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| 392cobra |
09-18-2009 10:50 AM |
Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak, and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.
John Adams
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| cobra bill |
09-18-2009 01:11 PM |
"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What have been its fruits? More or less in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution."
James Madison
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| cobra bill |
09-18-2009 01:14 PM |
The most convincing evidence that our government did not ground itself upon Christianity comes from the very document that defines it-- the United States Constitution.
Thomas Paine
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| cobra bill |
09-18-2009 01:21 PM |
"What influence, in fact, have ecclesiastical establishments had on society? In some instances they have been seen to erect a spiritual tyranny on the ruins of the civil authority; on many instances they have been seen upholding the thrones of political tyranny; in no instance have they been the guardians of the liberties of the people. Rulers who wish to subvert the public liberty may have found an established clergy convenient auxiliaries. A just government, instituted to secure and perpetuate it, needs them not."
James Madison
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| 392cobra |
09-18-2009 04:26 PM |
A good turd is not judged by length or girth, but by how many rest rings are on it.
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| Scott S |
09-18-2009 06:04 PM |
Why is Oktoberfest in September?
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| Wayne Maybury |
09-21-2009 02:03 PM |
How come Fred's avatar doesn't get tired? :p:3DSMILE::LOL:
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| uncltodd |
09-21-2009 02:31 PM |
ROSCOE!!! The only Marine... and resident of New Joisy... I respect!!!
Consider this:
Only Okrahoma would name airports after a one-eyed aviator that flew Will Rogers to his death somewhere in the Great Northwest.
Will Rogers International, Wiley Post Field. (Auxilliary)
Only Okrahoma would declare its State Flower the Mistletoe, a parasitic plant that kills trees.
Better than Louisiana, though, I 'spect.
Their State Flower is mildew.
Just me.
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| bomelia |
09-21-2009 11:47 PM |
Navel puzz. WTF? How does it get there? And from what? Oh, please, someone explain this to me. And, why it's so tasty!
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| 392cobra |
09-22-2009 10:45 AM |
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
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| bomelia |
09-22-2009 11:59 AM |
I've noticed that there are three types of people in the world.... those that get math and those that do not.
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| Scott S |
09-23-2009 08:59 AM |
Children finish college sooner if Mom and Dad doesn't pay for it... (I have personal experience).
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| 392cobra |
09-23-2009 11:12 AM |
You know that the world is going to hell when they have to print instructions on a box of toothpicks......
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| 392cobra |
09-25-2009 01:49 PM |
You know things are getting bad when you see people's brake lights come on after they run over a possum.
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