06-22-2008, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Graham, WA,
wa
Cobra Make, Engine: Everett-Morrison, 347 Stroker
Posts: 425
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With great appathy I find myself once again in literary slury of a stort story diliquent.
My intent is not to belittle my comrad, howeaver, to uphold the masculinity of all us over the age 50 Cobra drivers I must talk a little about the Birds and the Bees to Steve.
Cobra 101.
Trems often associated with Cobra's are a dirivitive of the owners themselves. Such terms given to our cars and parts reflect what we ourselves are and what we have (at least some of us). Some Cobra Owners like Steve have a replica or lets say wanta be, hope to be, wish I could be parts.
Now for your Question about my meds! Yes, I buy crates of Viagra. Most is for my Cobra (CAR) and some for me. It acts like a gas performance enhacsement. It improves fuel flow to my duel quads and stiffens up my suspension. It increases stay power even on short burst's or between light quickies, and prevents my rod from knocking. I do admit I had to go to bigger rubbers for better traction but the ride was worth it. So for your first additive I recomend you try a back road in the event you, yes even you get the big kahoonas that most of us over 50 have had for some time.
My turn signals......... I appoligize for last Friday's run. My Special Secret fuel mixture for the Cobra got mixed with my Geratol. I OD. Thus the reason I could not see my turn signals, hech, every time I went around a bend, i could only see a few guages at a time. I must raise my dash if I am to continue using VIAGRA.
Jim (From Gig Harbor) Thank you for your understanding of Steve and your defense of me. Steve is still in Cobra Puberty!!
Silverback, Now you know my secret!
Steve, The bottle that you thought was my fuel mixture really was beer. The Joke is on You!!!! And just because you see something in my passenger seat with a hat on does not mean it is a passinger!!
Warning!! Cobra MD warns of yearly sheding of skin can occur with frequent use of Dr Jims Cobra Alixer, sold in Big Mens Stores and Hemmings.
Steve could even have an entire body shed!!!! Fancy That!!!!!!!
JIm
Last edited by race-it; 06-23-2008 at 12:51 PM..
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