Funny Thing happend the other day

[4RE KLR]

I was at the hardware store with Mrs America (my wife) and I was looking aroung for some windshield washer fluid. You always have to have a good reason to go to the hardware store. Anyway I was wearing my Cadillac Denim jacket with our embroiderd (sp) TCC patch on the back. Thank you James Baldwin. This guy that works there comes up behind me and says,

"Hey buddy"

I turned around and said "Buddy?... do I know you?"

He says "I saw that jacket, is that the real cobras club or those throw away kind?"

It was hard to keep my cool here, whew! I said "well mine is a kit ,but it is a pretty nice car. It was on the cover of Kit car magazine this time last year. It's an ok car, probably out run your car, I am just guessing though. Who knows? Right?"

This clown says Hey buddy, (again with the buddy thing) My neighbor has the first two "original Cobras" in his garage and he is trying to sell them. One has a bit of (get this) fiberglass damage on the front but I think it could be fixed easy enough. The guy only wants ten grand for the pair.

Now I know his education level about our "kits" and decide to let him have it, in a nice way of coarse. I said really, ten grand and only one of them have a little fiberglass damage on the original "Shelby 427's" wow what a deal "BUDDY"

This guy says yea man (oh, now I am the MAN) I just saw them last night they are so cool. I think I am going to buy them both and drive one everyday, you know differant one today than yesterday, cool huh.

I say, Hum.... ( looking up to the cieling for a bit and pretending to think) tell you what "buddy" ( I walk over and put my hand on his little shoulder and lean over as to wisper). Yea, tell you what, you go buy both cars tonight, for ten thousand dollars and tomorrow morning I will bring you a cashiers check for a million bucks for both cars, and you could make some pocket change on the deal. wadda you say, deal?

This guy jumps about a foot off the floor and says WOW, ( almost screaming) a million bucks ( his vioce is almost like a kid getting his first new bicycle, almost to the screaming point) uhhhhh, well, uhhh I am pretty sure they are sold by now.

I started to laugh, out loud and said, "yea, I'll bet they are. Dang "BUDDY" you could have retired....Tomorrow, on one sale. dang the luck.


I have so much fun with these guys. Don't you all?


Everyone has one of these stories I just got a real kick out of this one. If anyone has a similiar story please share it.

Ferrari Killer
Steve Parks