Forever lost him to the DARKSIDE

[Barn$nake]

I walked the floor with him at night, bought him his first bike. Motorized one of his bikes, we did go carts, mini bike and, dune buggy. Can it be twelve years ago, we put a procharger on his 95 Yellow Mustang GT? Then he ran away from home. (At age 24!) He gave me two wonderful grandkids. I was real happy when he got 06 yellow Mustang. Soon he moved up to a blue/white stripe GT500. Just a newer version of Dads Cobra, I told my self.

BUT NOW HE GOES AND BUYS A CHEVIE????? A bowtie in the family??
WTF happened ? Where did I go wrong? Oh, the shame!

And he has turned my Grandkids against me. Grandpa: Hey kids, who wants to go for a Cobra spin with Grandpa? Kids: Aw Grandpa, your car is too loud! It smells funny! You don’t have a roof!

“Pop, he said, It looks like I am keeping both my daily drivers a few more years now” “How much to do maintenance and brakes on both cars?” My answer started to be the usual don’t worry, I’ll take care of it. But I caught my self and said. Just leave that yellow banana school bus out in the barn for a week …........or so!

Ed paz

[Excaliber]

...the horror, oh the humanity. How could this have happened?

[Barn$nake]

Sorry about that, EX

A chevie is just like a vampire………….No reflection.
I guess you will have to check my gallery to see the horror.

Ed

[Excaliber]

Could have been worse...

[Barn$nake]

Ex

That photo is on its way to Mr. Turncoat already.

This is a REAL problem cause that banana kicked sand in my face!

Ed

[RedSnake351]

Oh, Ed. I feel for you, but at least yours is driving a Chebby, mine is driving a Honda Pilot!
Ralph

[Barn$nake]

Thanks Red Snake.

I’m over the betrayal.

As for my Grandkids, I out maneuvered them. I told them I was going to give them my Cobra when I get too old to drive it. But as long as THEY don’t like it, I will give it to the kids next door. My Granddaughter never missed a beat; she smiled sweetly and said,
Give it to me Grandpa!! I like it! She will go far in this world. Her Dad won’t be so easy to snow.

It is going to be a LONG winter with a lot of nights spent on just how to smoke the “Yellow Banana” Gad that thing is fast. Oh yeah, I have to do it on the cheap! Retired you know. Maybe McDonalds is looking for help.

Fries with that supercharger sir???. Catsup in your traction loc????



Ed

[TurboVenom]

Ed, you need to turbocharge it.

I have one of those new Bow Tie cars, in fact bumblebee yellow. 426 HP. Tough to beat those LS3 engines, so you need a "power adder".

C'mon...the war is on.

[thudmaster]

Call your local Sheriff and compalin about the yellow car driving too fast on your street. A couple tickets later he will get rid of it and would be happy to drive your "slower" car. My son drive a bimmer......I'm sad also.....

[Barn$nake]

Mr. Turbo Venom:
I really am Chevy ignorant. What’s the difference between a
LS3 and a LS7? I checked his pictures again and it is a LS7.
But you are correct sir, I need a turbo or TWO. After riding with him again
today..... maybe FOUR!

Mr. Thudmaster: It would be cheaper to call the sheriff!

Ed Paz

[TurboVenom]

So it's an LS7? Must be a Z06. He'll run circles around you

You're gonna need a bigger motor.