100 day Snake & Egg.... Fact or Fiction?

[RichMusson]

Woflie,

Blue paint stains on the front side of the Buttock you say! Mmmm – interesting.

I am beginning to understand you ancestral outfits.
The need for the Leader-hosen to hold up the Panty-hosen and covering it all with Kilts. I understand if y’all have a front to your buttock.
Me, I come the South. It helps to explain the reason I am the way I am. As our family motto states, ‘we do not have too many branches on our family tree and proud of it’. As for the tail, only the boys have them. Most have it removed 8 days after being born. The ceremony is known as the ‘covenant of the circumstances’. Preformed under the Bliss induced by whiskey where-in the Mother proclaims ‘Mozel Tov it’s a boy’.

That reminds me of a joke.
Let’s see: A rabbi, a priest and the owner of a Red car go into a……. no, no, no I can tell that one here-- there is no way.

Okay, so first let me explain the mule story.
You see on the farm we use those 4 wheel drive ATV’s they are kind of like 4 wheel motor cycles. Well those ATV’s are also referred to as Mules. So one day I was walking along and this girl on the back of a ‘Mule’ whacked me right in the head. Some who witnessed the event said she use a baseball bat; others said she used a very long 2 by 4; other say she had the biggest,,, the biggest… the biggest feet they ever saw and she kicked me. So that is the other part of why I am the way I am.

Second, that guy that was looking for a place to spend the night; well he found it. That night he was in the room next to mine at the Hampton. What you describe as a shopping Kart was really an FFR Cobra that he was in the process of building. You described him as looking like a vagrant. Well, yea -- you know how the budgets on a build project simply explode. Those things you describe as being in his Kart were the parts that he had yet to install (except the empty beer cans. Those were empty beer cans.) As for the blue paint found on the undercarriage; simply paint samples he was considering.

I can not explain his outfit as you described it. Maybe he is from your native land?
(Also, remember, I know lots of Blind people and I would never hurt any of them).

Lastly, this all just goes to reinforce the motorcycle drag race story. She had biggest,,, the biggest… the biggest gun I ever saw. She used it to shoot out my tires. And that is the truth as I see it.