Corvette crushing party/Byron

[snake oil]

I'll be there, with my little whimpy 6... hopefully I can get at least in the 13's this time.
Hey what about Spina? with that twin turbo?
And Eric with the nitrous? IN other words WHO'S RACING?
Yeah that's right I'm callin' you punks out...
Throw down or stay home.

Hey and before you guys start talkin' all that smak it might be smart
to go over and check out he competition.
Yes I do think they may have a couple of ringers?
One vette with a stage two 3.8 GN has run in the 10's.and I've also seen a
69 (I believe) vette with a blower that was running about 10.8.
And another C5 witha supercharger running low 11's

It also sounds to me like there will be more vettes there racing than snakes.
Going there to watch??? Man what a bunch of whimps...
if we get beat at least we should go down swinging not holding up the fence by the stands.
Maybe it's time to go over to the DARK SIDE................ Where's that used car ad paper?

Oh,Oh ... TAKE COVER, .....INCOMING...................

[jeffko]

Does anyone know who wrote this?

I'll be there, with my little whimpy 6... hopefully I can get at least in the 13's this time.

Because it sure does not sound like the man that just googled that disertation on "real" horsepower. Thanks Arcenio, that really was interesting.

Anyway, I wonder what I could do with one of those gadgets.

[snake oil]

OK, here you go...
"Hello group my name is Arcenio and I admit I am cylinder challenged.
However today is a good day, and the begining of the rest of my life."

"Yes I have been picked on by cars of different makes and models, but
I think I can outrun most of them. I at least resolve I am willing to try."

Yes with my little wimpy six, I think I can, I think I can.........

Which is more than I can say about our Byron snake and eggs only,
whimp committe with the pink pom-poms holding up the fence over by there
There you go take that. (oh, oh duck quick.)