Corvette crushing party/Byron

[mdmull]

Yeah Jeff & those are the new STREET tires, Maybe the slicks get mounted before Saturday. I think you Photoshopped that pic. No way my tires were more than 6" off the ground. I hear that Sid's making clutch excuses, Shelby wants a rolling start, The King Kirkham is still being sorted. We may need Frank to put on his pink helmet, Blas to put down the pompons, Hemisnake if only for the intimidattion factor, definitely need Malmen & his 427, Boyce & his yellow 347 or we're really going to get smoked; BY CHEBBIES!!

[snake oil]

Man, oh man, I can't believe it the tires haven't even started spinning yet
and already..here we go.......
oh my poor clutch,
Gee my car needs a push to go, uhh,
my tires are a little too old,
I've got old oil in it, oh it might hurt the left muffler bearing,
or break the contusion valves.....
what other BS are we gonna hear ?

Hey guys that happens after the racing is done.
Excuses come later......

Hey Mike that's a nice picture of your car.... what's it doing?

[Bob Malmen]

Hey, Im going that is if the weather holds. I wish I had new skins, but their on order. So one set to burn. Is the fair weather division going to show???