Race Day
 

Gentlemen and Ladies, start your engines (or for others ..wax your car..) :LOL:

I see Sid and Warren have been stoking the fire and I want to get in on it. I also saw a few shots at lipstick...with no reply none the less? Has he really given up? I also know there are going to be a few mods and new builds that will roll out this spring. What you ask may those be....well.....

Mike is threatening to dust off the big dog, but seems to be more comfortable in white and he looks good in it too. On the other hand I bet its fun to school some of the other guys in his wife's car.

Chris is sporting some newly painted side pipes and a fresh motor. Question is will he be able to lift his skirt high enough to shift in a race? How many miles do you need for a breakin?

Then there is Jerry who won't finish his car because of all the time he spends screwing around with everyone else’s car. Doesn't matter, it's just another cross-dresser in the making.

Warren has a freshened motor and hopefully he did not scare himself into the cheerleaders section with Frank and Blas.

I hear Scott has gone bow tie and not sure why? I guess every group has a couple of those cross-dresser..I mean cross-motor guys.

Glen has a new clutch that was the supposed weak link between another all powerful big block and those screwed on drag radials. Even so it's just another slow blue car.

Speaking of the big block blues, has anyone heard if lipstick will give it another try?

Then there is Sid and his quest to beat a girl or at least a girl’s car. The way he has been ripping on Warren he could skip a supercharging and just bring a tube into the cockpit and blow!

Hopefully enough time has passed for Mark's nightmares and cold sweats to subside. All he may need is a new shifter knob with the pattern on it.

Buddy has given up on his 'blue' car (naturally), has gone red (if you want to be fast) and promises not to be last. With a bow tie motor that may be easier said than done.

Will Wolfie be able to sneak out of the house with Mary's purse so he can play with the big boys? I doubt he even wants too. The only reason I can think he would is because he knows he will get spanked.

Is Shelby's name sake back in the game after playing bumper cars? Another cross-dresser.

Hey what about the power adder guys with the tiny motors? I see some fast times quoted by them although I have never seen it myself at any of the events. More cross dressers. Sheeze

I think Lowell is ready to run if he can just get off the drugs for one day.

Where the heck is Treschl? Even another cross-dresser that can't make up his mind on what he built the car for.

Then there is Kelly who is so busy humping poles that all he can do is...you guessed it...hump poles.

David can't go in a straight line that far so I doubt we will see him.

And how could I forget the reigning non official champ. I still say his car is blue painted over red or has red primer or something.

There has also been a few cars built over the winter, but if they are not red then what is the point?

Wow that was awsome Jeff!!! I can't wait to get spanked by anybody!!!:eek:

Bravo, Bravo
If having a Blue big block car is my only problem, I'm a very happy man!
I'm not a cross-dresser, pole humper or picking on girls.
I must say that BLUE.....BIG BLOCK.....and BIG TIRES.....adds up to FAST!
See you at the track! I don't need no stink'n blue bottle. It's a motor baby!

Glen

How come it's OK to call someone a cross dresser or pole humper but not a girl?

Hey Glen, if blue big block with big tires adds up to fast then red small block with small tires adds up to faster or really fast?

Mike, a cross-dresser and pole humper is still technically a guy and not a girl, however really confused. Take Wolfie for example and his desire to be spanked by anybody. :LOL:

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Remember I have a new clutch......there goes the old one.

HMMMMMMMMM!!!!

No comment would be appropriate, I think.

All this talk I have a new #### or a better %%%. How about a good old throw down. Its always an excuse is new, or not fully installed (Nitrox Boy)
Lets go 1 on 1 motor to motor baby. List your problems here!!!:LOL:

My biggest slowdown has always been the nut behind the wheel!

Hey Tom, you mean loose nut don't you? :3DSMILE:

156 views and onlt 10 replies. By the way, Sid you had me rolling. You guys are older than I thought. I remember a couple years ago there was all kinds of crap being slung around.

Psiddy and the other guys have a lot of track stuff lined up and Byron is coming right up. We need a date from the Poole/Damsch crew (I picked some big power guys because I knew they would be stoked).

What's the count of people wanting to have a drag day whether you want to stir the pot of insults or not?

We've been forced into stealth mode

You know maybe it's me with my macho fantasy bullshi! way of looking at Cobras, but I thought guys that drove this very noticeable, loud and fast (at least some) car would have have a pair. Ya know! So I ask, what kind of demonic power can force a guy like that to do anything (ladies excluded of course)? Just kidding girls, you are not exempt from taking a few shots also and maybe I'll get more response from you! Sheeeze

Jeff,

There is nothing loose about that nut!!!! Nothing ever done to it to cause it to get loose. Oh, except that female doctor a few years ago that decided to do me a favor while she was checking on something else and did the required inspection about 10 years before it is usually due.

Sheeze Tom don't stop there....:3DSMILE:

To much information.

Lee, one of the blue cars.

Is it just me or am I over anxious....or both? %/

NO, NO, NO! You are perfectly fine sir.
I will be going home and fire up the beast!
Let's see..............i'm thinking large burnout in front of the house.
Just a little practice for cut'n a good light at Byron.

Hey, anyone know how to fold a drag chute???????


Glen

Ordered new sparkplugs for the red one today - you guys are scaring me.
If I sloped the windshield a little, would that help me?
I might even adjust the linkage to get the throttle fully open this year.
No more slack cut for blue cars.