Race Day

[jeffko]

Gentlemen and Ladies, start your engines (or for others ..wax your car..)

I see Sid and Warren have been stoking the fire and I want to get in on it. I also saw a few shots at lipstick...with no reply none the less? Has he really given up? I also know there are going to be a few mods and new builds that will roll out this spring. What you ask may those be....well.....

Mike is threatening to dust off the big dog, but seems to be more comfortable in white and he looks good in it too. On the other hand I bet its fun to school some of the other guys in his wife's car.

Chris is sporting some newly painted side pipes and a fresh motor. Question is will he be able to lift his skirt high enough to shift in a race? How many miles do you need for a breakin?

Then there is Jerry who won't finish his car because of all the time he spends screwing around with everyone else’s car. Doesn't matter, it's just another cross-dresser in the making.

Warren has a freshened motor and hopefully he did not scare himself into the cheerleaders section with Frank and Blas.

I hear Scott has gone bow tie and not sure why? I guess every group has a couple of those cross-dresser..I mean cross-motor guys.

Glen has a new clutch that was the supposed weak link between another all powerful big block and those screwed on drag radials. Even so it's just another slow blue car.

Speaking of the big block blues, has anyone heard if lipstick will give it another try?

Then there is Sid and his quest to beat a girl or at least a girl’s car. The way he has been ripping on Warren he could skip a supercharging and just bring a tube into the cockpit and blow!

Hopefully enough time has passed for Mark's nightmares and cold sweats to subside. All he may need is a new shifter knob with the pattern on it.

Buddy has given up on his 'blue' car (naturally), has gone red (if you want to be fast) and promises not to be last. With a bow tie motor that may be easier said than done.

Will Wolfie be able to sneak out of the house with Mary's purse so he can play with the big boys? I doubt he even wants too. The only reason I can think he would is because he knows he will get spanked.

Is Shelby's name sake back in the game after playing bumper cars? Another cross-dresser.

Hey what about the power adder guys with the tiny motors? I see some fast times quoted by them although I have never seen it myself at any of the events. More cross dressers. Sheeze

I think Lowell is ready to run if he can just get off the drugs for one day.

Where the heck is Treschl? Even another cross-dresser that can't make up his mind on what he built the car for.

Then there is Kelly who is so busy humping poles that all he can do is...you guessed it...hump poles.

David can't go in a straight line that far so I doubt we will see him.

And how could I forget the reigning non official champ. I still say his car is blue painted over red or has red primer or something.

There has also been a few cars built over the winter, but if they are not red then what is the point?