Another Jay Leno Accident - Motorcycle

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I do fill for Jay! On the bright side, I have not had a motorcycle accident in at least 35 years, and it was minor. I have had several car accidents, none my fault, but still sucks! Plus, one airplane crash, I was not the pilot, I was siting in the back, when the taildragger locked the right brake, my friend almost saved it, but it still went up on it's nose, still, glad he was flying, not sure I would have been so lucky. Had lots of other bad luck, latest cataracts, you would know, I turn 65 later this year, but I can't go on like this. Insurance covers most, but I have a $5,000 deductible! My friends think I am cursed, last year, they decided, I was cursed by a Voodoo Priests! I assured them, I am not stupid enough to make a Voodoo Priests mad! So the latest theory is, in a former life I murdered a Hobo! I can't prove or disprove this theory, so it must be true! Cheers, Dennis