
05-11-2008, 04:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Cobra Make, Engine: Kirkham + Keith Craft 482 fi
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Superman!
Superman was late for the "Superhero Convention" in Hawaii
After a while, in he flew, clothes ripped, black eyes and a bleeding nose
Batman says to him - "what the heck happened to YOU?"
"there I was", he says, "flying over the islands, when with my X-ray vision I could see Wonderwoman, 20 miles ahead, lying naked on the beach, legs open and moaning... so I flew in low and whamo!"
Batman: "Wow! I bet she was surprised"
Superman: "Yup! But not as surprised as the Invisible Man!"
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