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Forum: Lounge

02-15-2018, 03:14 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Text to neighbor: Hi, Fred, this is Richard,...

Text to neighbor:

Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you...

Forum: Lounge

02-10-2018, 01:51 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

This doesn’t apply to me. Not much anyway. ...

This doesn’t apply to me. Not much anyway.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,...

Forum: Lounge

08-14-2017, 01:50 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Thoughts to ponder... I read that 4,153,237...

Thoughts to ponder...

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small...

Forum: Lounge

07-23-2017, 12:20 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

The Robot: A father buys a lie detector...

The Robot:

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I...

Forum: Lounge

03-12-2017, 01:41 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Couples Therapy, part 217 After 35 years of...

Couples Therapy, part 217

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever...

Forum: Lounge

03-06-2017, 01:31 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New...

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the...

Forum: Lounge

01-31-2017, 03:02 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular...

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it . . . Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually....

Forum: Lounge

01-29-2017, 03:59 PM

Replies: 3,969

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Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. ...

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they...

Forum: Lounge

01-03-2017, 11:29 AM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Saying goodbye to mother We were dressed,...

Saying goodbye to mother

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Year’s Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat...

Forum: Lounge

10-18-2016, 05:31 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Testicle Therapy? Two women were playing...

Testicle Therapy?

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He...

Forum: Lounge

09-22-2016, 03:20 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next...

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to...

Forum: Lounge

09-06-2016, 05:17 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Wedding whoops At a wedding ceremony, the...

Wedding whoops

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and speak, or to forever hold their...

Forum: Lounge

06-08-2016, 04:02 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

SAFE AT LAST!!! I took down my Rebel flag...

SAFE AT LAST!!!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) tossed the "Don't Tread On Me" flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I gave the pit bull to my mother...

Forum: Lounge

04-22-2016, 10:35 AM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Art of the Deal An elderly couple return to a...

Art of the Deal
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would...

Forum: Lounge

04-11-2016, 09:20 AM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Free Sex A gas station owner in Alabama was...

Free Sex

A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for...

Forum: Lounge

03-23-2016, 08:48 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, "What...

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"
"I'd take half and leave you," she says.
Great," he says. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch.”

Forum: Lounge

03-21-2016, 04:16 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

How fights start: __________ One year, I...

How fights start:
__________
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you...

Forum: Lounge

03-11-2016, 03:33 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

This is too true to be funny! The next time...

This is too true to be funny!

The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is...

Forum: Lounge

02-04-2016, 01:05 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Life really is good. I am a Seenager (Senior...

Life really is good.
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month....

Forum: Lounge

01-27-2016, 03:13 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

Texas Sheriff's Exam A young Texan grew up...

Texas Sheriff's Exam

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces....

Forum: Lounge

01-20-2016, 02:54 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not...

The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound Dead chickens at the...

Forum: Lounge

10-15-2015, 05:23 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

My point exactly A 90-year-old man said to...

My point exactly

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered...

Forum: Lounge

09-05-2015, 04:36 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

The very first ever Blonde Guy joke. An...

The very first ever Blonde Guy joke.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman...

Forum: Lounge

08-12-2015, 05:23 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

I was at a car show on Saturday, and a guy walks...

I was at a car show on Saturday, and a guy walks up and said: I will never look at a Cobra the same way after this Bill Cosby scandal.

Forum: Lounge

08-03-2015, 05:41 PM

Replies: 3,969

Jokes

Views: 621,888

Posted By SMOKNAC

And God Looked Down. Most seniors never get...

And God Looked Down.

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus...

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