Rodknock and Patrickt mental masturbation thread

[blykins]

Maybe Patrick will get on here and sing Centerforce's praise....

[rodneym]

Let's boil this down.....

Patrickt: A LOT of time on his hands. Aiming for numero uno on post count. Used to be pretty salty. Now he can even be saccharin . Armed with a camera. And miles of safety wire. And a few feet of padding. Parks his Cobra in a hermetically sealed bubble in the off months. He has Dual rollbars and a knack for symmetry. Rumor has it his wife has a steering wheel and brake pedal on the passenger side like a driver's training car (yet to be confirmed). He posts, waits for Rodknock, and posts again. Which leads us to:

Rodknock: Penchant for shiny Aluminum. Wants an allow Cammer bad but waiting for a deal that will probably never materialize. Kind and well liked. And a sucker for ANY post by Patrickt. It has been calculated that at his current rate of mileage, his tires will last until 2142 .

Anyone like to add to this?

All in good fun

[Got the Bug]

Originally Posted by rodneym

Let's boil this down.....

Patrickt: A LOT of time on his hands. Aiming for numero uno on post count. Used to be pretty salty. Now he can even be saccharin . Armed with a camera. And miles of safety wire. And a few feet of padding. Parks his Cobra in a hermetically sealed bubble in the off months. He has Dual rollbars and a knack for symmetry. Rumor has it his wife has a steering wheel and brake pedal on the passenger side like a driver's training car (yet to be confirmed). He posts, waits for Rodknock, and posts again. Which leads us to:

Rodknock: Penchant for shiny Aluminum. Wants an allow Cammer bad but waiting for a deal that will probably never materialize. Kind and well liked. And a sucker for ANY post by Patrickt. It has been calculated that at his current rate of mileage, his tires will last until 2142 .

Anyone like to add to this?

All in good fun

Funny stuff. Apparently Rodney and Patrick:

A. Married up and no longer have to work
B. Work for their father in law and have some job security
C. Are house husbands married to wildly successful female execs
D. Work, but are weighing down the revenue per employee stats at their company
E. Are independently wealthy by some other means. If so, hats off to you and carry on.