What to say if you get pulled over for speeding

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04-28-2011, 06:40 AM

SunDude

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Good one. I must try it next time I get pulled over.

Here's a line that didn't work at all for me when I got pulled over last fall. "But officer, I have a bouncing Smiths speedo." Even though it's true, he wasn't having any of that.

And then the young cop called me "old" in the nicest way I've ever heard.

He asked me how fast I thought I was travelling, to which I replied "70 km/h" ;-). So he says, "Sir, you've been driving a lot longer than I have; surely you know what 70 feels like."

I gotta admit, that was pretty good...

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