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10-21-2015, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Dimis
Since we are all into comedy, and life imitates comedy, please allow me to share this joke with you all, and please may I recommend the popcorn... 
3 guys each walk into a bar.
Each of them order a drink of "Coke-cola".
The first guy, lets call him Rod, gets given his order. Its a cold glass of refreshing Pepsi-cola.
Like everyone else, enjoys the drink of coke with his mates and enjoys the nights festivities.
The second guy, lets call him Anthony Boosalis, gets given his order - Its Coke-cola in a bottle, with a red label, you know... the stuff we all know as the ORIGINAL, the AUTHENTIC, the REAL thing. He downs his drink of coke with his mates, and enjoys the nights festivities.
The third guy however, lets call him Evan, gets given a Coke Zero, drinks his Coke Zero, proclaiming to the world on top of his soap box that, HIS drink is the AUTHENTIC and REAL coke, because it's produced and licensed by the COKE-A-COLA company the original founders and creators. 
Not really giving a chit, but figured it might be nice to offer a helping hand, a fourth and fifth and sixth gent, all chime in with a - "Pssst, hey Evan, you know your Coke aint REAL?" to which Evan replies - But the facts, law and registry say so... 
Badda-boom! 
(NB: deliberately left off "original" - I don't doubt our friend, since his 2004 slip up, has conceded that point).
PS: try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress... |
The joke doesn't work. You know why? I haven't had any soft drinks in many many many years.
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10-21-2015, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by RodKnock
The joke doesn't work. You know why? I haven't had any soft drinks in many many many years. |
Self-centred much? 
Who said the Rod in the joke was you?
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10-21-2015, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dimis
Self-centred much?
Who said the Rod in the joke was you? |
So, since Coke Zero is licensed by a Coca-Cola, are you saying that Evan owns a Superformance? 
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10-22-2015, 12:09 AM
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The rest are cars that "pretend" or "fake" to be Cobras. So referring to the fakes as Cobras is technically incorrect. You own a Cobra? No, if you own anything its something that pretends to be one. Whatever that is.
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I'm crying in my beer now. I don't own a Cobra, after all these years of dreaming to own one, even though it's a fake. You have now chattered my dreams. You really take the cake. What should I call it now?
JD
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10-22-2015, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaydee
I'm crying in my beer now. I don't own a Cobra, after all these years of dreaming to own one, even though it's a fake. You have now chattered my dreams. You really take the cake. What should I call it now?
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Call it whatever you want JD, just don't call it a Cobra, Evan told you a million times... 
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10-22-2015, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by RodKnock
So, since Coke Zero is licensed by a Coca-Cola, are you saying that Evan owns a Superformance? |
Nope...
Just that the second guy, who happens to be named Evan drank a coke zero.
You're being far too presumptuous.
Fwiw: I did say "produced" as well.
Go easy on the guy. Jamo already has him on thin ice. 
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10-22-2015, 12:19 AM
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Can I call it a Kobra? Monty Python.
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10-22-2015, 06:01 AM
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Damn, I was going to comment...but what is the point?
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I'm a writer, feed the artist and buy a book.
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10-22-2015, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dimis
Nope...
Just that the second guy, who happens to be named Evan drank a coke zero.
You're being far too presumptuous. ... |
Dimis, you botched this up from the git-go. First of all, it's Coca-Cola or Coke, not Coke-Cola.
If 3 guys order and drink a " Coca-Cola" then there is no Pepsi-Cola or Coke Zero. If the 1st guy has a cold glass of Pepsi-Cola, then he can't 'enjoy a drink of coke', it's Pepsi-Cola. The 2nd guy is not named Evan but Anthony Boosalis and he is drinking a Coca-Cola not Coke Zero.
I know proper english is like a 2nd language for you guys living in the outback down under, next time just tell it like you're with you buds at the local drinkin' hole.
Three guys walk into a drinkin' hole. Two guys order a cola, the 3rd kool-aid. "Ta ya sister in a wet t-shirt, down the hatch mates". Bloody oath, look at Evan standin' on a bar stool bein' a total jackass. Yep, he drank the kool-aid.
Last edited by Joe's Garage; 10-22-2015 at 07:42 AM..
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10-22-2015, 07:28 AM
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My favorite comic strip.
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10-22-2015, 07:37 AM
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My favorite comic strip.
Ron
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Good to have a place to go and kick up the heels to relax 
Last edited by Joe's Garage; 10-22-2015 at 07:45 AM..
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