Amy's Bloomers Around the World!
 

Ok, here's the deal. We decided shipping an "Evan Love Doll" to willing CC members around the world was going to be too expensive, not to mention the problem that might be created if some postal inspector thought it was a human body...

So........we're shipping "Amy's Panties" instead. Now, we could say this is for some noble cause (World Peace, Save Some Animal or Leave The Rain Forests Alone, etc.), but that's just way too confining. Instead--it's gonna be for....er....yeah, that's it--we're sending Amy's little bloomers for No Reason At All. Just a totally senseless, slighty naughty prank for the purpose of consummating immature bonding among those of us that assolutely refuse to grow up and take things way too seriously.

Here's da Rules (so few, and yet so necessary):

1. Nobody gets them if they don't want them.

2. There must be "POP" (Proof of Panty).

When you get them, get a picture of you and Amy's Panties and post it at CC. Sign your name, or call sign, and your location on them, Then contact someone (e-mail, etc.) and confirm they want them and send em on. That's it. We do want to start it off by having them go around the world at least once before they hit the states.

ERA 535 (below, modeling them) wants to send them to his old buddy Wilf, who we hope will send them on to a willing Australian Cobra Freek (Samson, Aussie Mike, 750hp--step up to the bar, you can all enjoy them), and then get them back here to some soul in the USA, and on and on....

Wilf--they're coming at you dear boy!:LOL:

IMPORTANT! THEY DO NOT BELONG AT DVSFII UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! DV HAS MADE IT ABSOLUTELY CLEAR THAT THE SPRING (Summer?) FLING IS RATED "KR" (KID RATED). LET'S RESPECT THAT.

Jamo I sure hope the warm weather gets to you soon. Seems you got wayyyyy to much time on your hands. BTW are these new or used, and also are they the cotton breathables?:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Hotfingrs
You'll have to see (and feel) for yourself.:3DSMILE:

Work hard/play hard--that's my religion.:cool:

Doesn't that working/hard and playing/hard get in the way of the steering wheel??

Not really--I'm able to drive without hands very nicely, thank you.:LOL:

Jamo: Tell us did you try the panties on too? Come on fess up.:LOL: :LOL:

How dare you! That is sick and disgusting. They are still in one piece--what do you think?

Jamo: Ok Ok maybe your right. So they wouldn't fit. But they are your color!:LOL: :LOL: :MECOOL: :3DSMILE:

Two Questions:

1) Who is Amy?

2) Is it legal to sniff them?

You can send them down under and we'll circulate them arround.

The only difficulty I can see is getting them past our stringent importation and quaranteen laws. I imagine by the time they circulate around you guys in the US and get down to us they'll be getting pretty noxious. They may even contraveen strategic chemical and biological weapons treaties.:LOL:

Cheers

That is disgusting,but not as disgusting as some of the rituals performed with that thing as soon as we discovered that we had been towing that thing from Provo to Wendover NV. A distance of aprox.120 miles.

Good thing we did not get pulled over by a trooper!
I t reminds me of that scene from Monthy Python's Christas Vacation. You know, the scene where all there is left of a dog towed behind a car by mistake was a collar and a leash!!

I can just see us trying to explain that to the law enforcement.
It was disgusting, nevertheless.
Makes one reconsider travelling with such misfits.
Maybe that Jeb thing was right.

TURK

Aussie Mike

Let Wilf know which one of you guys wants them first. We were also thinking of getting them to the detainees in Guantanimo Bay--that would definitly violate the Geneva Convention.

Hey Mike--don't let Samson wear them on the beach...:LOL:

Samson in panties...... Eeewwwww!! I'll have nightmares tonight.

Ikestaa - to answer your questions:

1. It is legal to sniff them if you are over 18.
2. Amy is the spirit of K.I.S.S. Donated by the brothers Semko.
The K.I.S.S travelling road show likes to imagine her as the
receptionist at the Marriott Courtyard in Provo, Utah.

It would be lovely to think they came from her--what a sweetie! They all were in Provo...

Okay, give me some time to think about it.%/

Don't think too hard--we never do.:3DSMILE:

Jamo,

I've been asleep under the Cobra for a couple of days, can't believe that I missed such an important thread. My sincere apologies, I'll never do that again.


Aussie Mike,

Hang on, you live in Melbourne and wouldn't know what a beach is. Four seasons in one day, no women, lousy beer, the list just goes on and on.
I'm on the Gold Coast, we have nothing but great beaches, sex, cold beer and hot summers.

I'm in, flick'em my way, who wants the address ?

Samson

One of you "down-unders" need to e-mail Wilf Leek with the address. He gets em first. If you've been off-line, I hope you didn't miss the KISS A$$ photo journey--it'll explain alot about the panties.

Dave,

Hang on there! You Banana Benders can't even spell beer let alone brew it.

for those that don't know these Queensland blokes drink a nasty beer called XXXX. It's commonly mooted that it's called XXXX because the word BEER was beyond the comprehension of the average Queenslander.

Let it be known that Victorians are the only Aussies that know how to brew beer. If the Aboriginies win this current court case to remove the Kangaroo as our national symbol (because it's sacred to them) then we should replace it with a can of VB (Victorian Bitter). I think a can or bottle of VB is a more fitting national symbol for Australians than a big hopping marsupial anyway.

As for the Queensland weather... Sun, Sun, Sun and more Bloody Sun, at least we have variety!! If you don't like the weather down here you just wait an hour or so and your sure to have something different (hopefully better).

Cheers