New name for Replicas by Barrett Jackson

[BLACKJACK]

GEEEZZZ - - - - -

THIS GOES ON, AND ON, AND ON - - - -

LET'S JUST CONSIDER IT ONE OF THE "GREAT MYSERIES OF LIFE" AND JUST BE DONE WITH IT.

I REALLY LOVE MY CARS - - I REALLY LOVE EVANS CAR MORE THAN MINE - - I REALLY LOVE A CSX 3XXX MORE THAN EVANS.

WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE FOCUS ON THE SIMILARITIES INSTEAD OF GETTING LOST IN THE QUAGMIRE OF PETTY DIFFERENCES ???

THE INTELLECTUALITY OF THIS DEBATE HAS LONG SINCE BEEN LOST IN THE DUST OF "PERSONALITY VS. PERSONALITY".

THIS DISCUSSION SEEMS TO HAVE, LONG AGO, CROSSED THE BOUNDRIES OF REASON AND LOGIC AND MATTERS OF OUR CARS. IT APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO A PI$$ING CONTEST BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY DO NOT LIKE OR RESPECT EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.

IN MY MANY (READ AS "MANY") YEARS ON THIS PLANET I HAVE FOUND THAT WHEN PERSONALITIES CLASH FOR THE SAKE OF CLASHING THE BEST (AND QUITE PROBABLY ONLY) REASONABLE SOLUTION IS TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND GET "KNEE WALKING, ARM SWINGIN', COMODE HUGGIN' DRUNK". MAGICALLY, GOOD BOOZE - IN ABUNDANT QUANTITIES - SEEMS TO DISOLVE DIFFENCES IN PERSONALITIES ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL.

HAVING SAID ALL THAT - - I'LL VOLUNTEER TO BE THE BAR TENDER.

AIN'T NOBODY GONNA CONVINCE NOBODY OF NOTHIN' THIS WAY ANY WAY.

LET'S JUST ENJOY OUR CARS AND EACH OTHERS COMPANY. THE DIFFERENCES IN OUR CARS AND OUR PERSONALITIES SHOULD BE CELEBRATED NOT RIDICULED.

NOW - PLEASE - LET'S TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS STUFF.

Y'ALL (AND I MEAN ALL) HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAY,

BLACKJACK