What's the WORST thing someone said about your Cobra?

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Ya know how it goes. . . "gee, I wish I woulda said that". . . anyway, I'll be getting my car back from paint soon and finally completing it. I should be able to enter it in a show or two, if not at least park it at a few local cruises. I am ready for the questions/comments based on all of your experiences and would like to thank you in advance for helping me think of these. Please feel free to this material at no cost:

Q: What is it?
A: What is what?

Q: Is it real?
A: Is what real?. . .(pointing to Cobra) Oh, you mean this?. . .
Who wants to know? Whattaya mean real???

Q: Is it real?
A: Why do you ask?

Q: Is it real?
A: No, Einstein, it's a freakin' hologram.

Q: Is it a kit?
A: Well, not anymore, but is used to be.

Comment: It's not a real Cobra, it's just a kit.
Reply: Soooooo, what are you trying to say???

Comment: It's not a real Cobra, it's just a Kit
Reply: I knew that! Anything else you'd like to share???

Comment: It's not a real Cobra, it's just a Kit
Reply: Damn, you caught me. . . Ya aren't gonna sue me, are ya?