Superformance Cobra or Exotic

[Randall Thomas]

I can't beleive I'm the one voted to take this straight to the gutter, but I have to earn my gasshole points where I can get em...

TATER: Real or Fake? If Pam Anderson were to slap those replicas in your face would this question be on top of your list, or would you roll with the results? ;-). If "fake" anything bothers you, then these would too... I suggest not to go there in either case.

As for "wanting a Cobra", you had better be DROOLING for a Cobra... DREAMING of a Cobra and you can't get it out of your mind. Becasue if you don't, the noise, smells, vibrations, brutal power, ill handling, wind, cold, rain, leaks and creaks will surely change your mind until you get one. If not, you *will* be one of the growing number that are currently or already have sold their Cobra's.

You do NOT buy a Cobra because "you like it"... you buy a Cobra becasue you have no other choice... you can't eat, sleep or breath without it. You can't go a single day without thinking about it. You go into the garage late at night just to LOOK at it and make sure you are not dreaming... and you will be doing this 10 years later.

If you do not feel this passion, beleive me, you will not like the car, becasue it is a handful of testosterone waiting to be injected into your veins as soon as you turn the Rumble key and step on the Loud pedal.

I can't explain it any better than this, but it's all true. "Polka singers don't play Acid Rock", and Cobra's are in a league all unto their own, as are their owners which are proud to be a part of that silent and unique fraternity.

/Randall