CSX 2029 for sale

[Trevor Legate]

G'day Bernie

Don't tell me you have a Nigerian partner as well - small world! Still, when we release those funds from that bank in Lagos, it's luxury for yours truly from here to the end of the rainbow...happy days.

Just got back from the Goodwood Festival of Speed where I was chatting with one of your more notable countrymen - Dan Bowden. He was running his ex-Brock Torana up the hill and was staring wide-eyed at the cars that surrounded him. Kiddie in a sweetshop!! I guess you know him - its a small country you have there (Bowdens Own) - as he owns a car or two, plus a Cobra (of course) and a GT40. So he's a jolly good chap and therefore an honorary Englishman.

Anyhow, my feet hurt and I need a cuppa...

[Mark IV]

DEar Mr. Legate,

Best wishes to you for success's. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr. Wilson Mugabe, solicitor for the Nigerian Federal Publishing House. Our late director, Mr. S. Inkspot had personally ammased a fortune of over 12 million DK Publishing automobile books which are held in reserve at the printing house in Hong Kong. As you know, these are reknowned for being the most accurate books about automobiles extant.

You have been recommended to me as a trustworthy person who could paste correction stickers over the photo captions on these books and sell them at a considerable profit.

Please send me your bank information and any spare change in your pocket immediatly. We will split all profits 70/50 and the government will never know! This must be kept most secret, it seems people don't like it when you steal from them!

I look forwaqrd to your soonest reply. You may eamial me at WMUGABE@shyster.gov.ni

Withs Gods help, we will prevail!

Best,

Wilson Mugabe