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03-01-2008, 08:54 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Ellington,
CT
Cobra Make, Engine: Classic Roadster 351W, T5, Red & White
Posts: 3,478
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From MarketWatch e-Newsletter:
Remember that hot 1973 Stealer's Wheel song marking the end of the Nixon era?
"'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you!"
Still a perfect metaphor. Testifying before Congress: Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke on the left. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson on the right. The American public stuck in the middle
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2014 Porsche Cayman S, 2014 M-B CLA 45 AMG,
Unkown:"Their sweet lines all but take my breath away, and I desire them as much for their beauty as for their use "
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03-01-2008, 10:28 AM
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Average Guy
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Rushville,
IN
Cobra Make, Engine: red Shell Valley, white stripes
Posts: 579
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Credit you give yourself isn't worth having.
You never can tell the depth of a well by the length of the handle on the pump.
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When I said I wanted to be somebody, I probably should have been more specific...
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03-01-2008, 10:45 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: McLeansboro,
Il
Cobra Make, Engine: LA Exotic
Posts: 235
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The Peter Principle: bosses rise to thier optimum level of incompetency.. and then they become VP's.
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03-01-2008, 12:13 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Corinth,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: Antique & Collectable 302, C-4,Ford 9 inch
Posts: 251
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I have you used this gem on occasion;
"you've got about as much chance as a one-legged man has of winning an a$$ kicking contest" 
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Jerry
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03-01-2008, 12:12 PM
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CC Member / Sponsor
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Provo,
UT
Cobra Make, Engine: HiTech Legends GT500
Posts: 1,359
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Faster than greased lightning
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03-01-2008, 07:04 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Lakewood,
CO
Cobra Make, Engine: Midstates, 460
Posts: 327
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Thanks to the kids I was just reminded of this little beautie, I think that it fits here
"You are all wierdos"
Sam the eagle from the Muppets.
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"Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right..."
Brandon
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03-02-2008, 02:14 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
Posts: 3,861
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Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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03-02-2008, 09:52 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Arlington, Virginia,
Va
Cobra Make, Engine: FFR Roadster, 5.0L
Posts: 36
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These are my 2 favorites:
1. No matter where you go, there you are! 
2. Pal, you are in charge of 'Jack Sh#t! And Jack left town!!
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03-02-2008, 09:54 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Austin,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lonestar Classics, 302 stroked to 347; Metallic British Racing Green
Posts: 595
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You have two chances, slim and none, and slim is REALLY sick!
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Cave magister imperitus - Beware the inexperienced teacher
"No, I DON'T have an accent, this is how English sounds when it is pronounced correctly!"
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03-02-2008, 12:33 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Glendale,
AZ.
Cobra Make, Engine: Cobray-C3, The 60's body lines on todays chassis technology
Posts: 2,302
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$hit happens when you party naked
oww, now that's going to leave a mark
extreme confidence is the result of not fully understand the issue
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03-02-2008, 03:45 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Scottsdale,
AZ
Cobra Make, Engine: FFR 302 Mass-Flo mild race engine
Posts: 661
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HEY HERSH!!!! How yah doin.....Hope everything is going well..Miss Yah..Dave Shulak.P.S...Having Gastric Bypass surgery on the 27th...Going to get thin like you!!!!
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03-03-2008, 08:36 AM
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6th Generation Texan
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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“If you’re drinking to forget, please pay in advance.”
~Posted Behind The Bar in Luckenbach,Texas
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03-03-2008, 01:58 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tulsa,
OK
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF 148 with 427 SO
Posts: 629
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I was in a deposition with an old texas lawyer and was answering his questions, but not in the way he wanted them answered. He got ticked off and looked over really reserved (like he wanted to kill me, but did not want to act out) and said "Son, we can try to nail jello to the wall all day if you want, but I suggest you do us all a favor and be more direct".
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03-03-2008, 03:22 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Carrollton,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: JBL now SOLD
Posts: 1,735
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.....
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6th generation Texan....
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03-03-2008, 03:37 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Austin,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lonestar Classics, 302 stroked to 347; Metallic British Racing Green
Posts: 595
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I think this originated in Houston, but we applied it to the old 'dotcom' days as well...
"God grant me just one more boom...and I promise not to pi$$ this one away"
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Cave magister imperitus - Beware the inexperienced teacher
"No, I DON'T have an accent, this is how English sounds when it is pronounced correctly!"
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03-03-2008, 04:19 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Orcutt,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Kirkham FIA
Posts: 14
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You can get farther with a kind word and a gun, than you can with just a kind word.
- Al Capone
We've done so much for so long with so little, now we can do anything with nothing.
- Ken Kloster
Harder than trying to pull a fat girl off a tricycle.
A Nicholas
KMP 517
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03-03-2008, 04:47 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Lake Havasu City, AZ,
AZ
Cobra Make, Engine: Arps/Burroughs/Hurricane/428FE
Posts: 1,346
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EAT **** AND DIE!
This is my fav...I have it tatooed on my left caff with Daffy Duck ..flipping you off.
Just my attitude reflecting reality.
Bill
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03-03-2008, 04:52 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: The Heart of the Citrus District,
NJ
Cobra Make, Engine: Sold 3047 & 3002 in 2012
Posts: 2,763
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and
Good Looks, Education and Money are so often wasted on "The Slow"....
So, all things in moderation,,, honey
'cause moderations' the first to go..
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03-03-2008, 05:05 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Ivins,
UT
Cobra Make, Engine: West Coast
Posts: 41
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Not Ranked
Construction Sayings
"You can't see it from my house"
"Beat to fit paint to match"
"Unless the body part is completely severed keep working"
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03-03-2008, 06:39 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: port st lucie,
fl
Cobra Make, Engine: factory five,306,carb
Posts: 5
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You can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed oponent.
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