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Old 03-25-2008, 04:09 AM
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I was investigating an assault and the victim decribes one of the female assailants,

"She was ugly"
"Can you be more specific"
"She had a face like the inside of a sh*t smugglers duffle bag."

Priceless.
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:51 AM
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"As straight as a goat path up the Himalayas."
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Old 03-25-2008, 09:15 PM
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Old 03-26-2008, 04:32 AM
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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"

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You are so lucky!

Why's that?

"because you can kiss my ass... and I can't!"

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