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A Black Knight (cue Monty Python's Holy Grail) performance, no less.
Thankyou Jamo for not skewering our knight at the outset of this magnificent joust.
What a pi$$er!
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Old 03-30-2008, 03:48 AM
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A Black Knight (cue Monty Python's Holy Grail) performance, no less.
Thankyou Jamo for not skewering our knight at the outset of this magnificent joust.

Lewis, now be off before they Taunt you a second time
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A Black Knight (cue Monty Python's Holy Grail) performance, no less.
Thankyou Jamo for not skewering our knight at the outset of this magnificent joust.
What a pi$$er!
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And on that note



Our first contestant is a middle aged gentleman from Melbourne Australia who states he is not an automobile broker, but continues to flaunt the laws of the Austrralian government by illegally importing cars for resale without a the proper license, he makes offers on cars not for sale, agrees on a contract, wires a deposit, fails to follow the contract in which he agreed, then comes on to a public access forum and whines about the deal going south and him being out the deposit money which he agreed to send to hold the car for 30 days.

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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou make an offer for a car that is not for sale. Then, shalt thou pay for said car on a daily count of thirty. No more. No less. Thirty shalt be the number thou shalt have to pay for the car in full, and the number of the counting shall be thirty. Forty shalt thou not count, nor either count thou twenty unless funds are available at that time, excepting that thou then proceed to thirty. Fifty is right out and you have now lost your $5,000 deposit due to a lack of performance. Once the number thirty, being the 30th number, be reached, then, the seller shall lobbest thy contract for purchase of an AC MKIV towards thy wannabe buyer in disgust, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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(....yawn)

G'mornin' all. I had the night off last night.

Did I miss anything?

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G'mornin' all. I had the night off last night.

Did I miss anything?

Your little seed bloomed.
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Maybe Lewis thought that if he raised enough hell, JBo would give his $5000 back. Not bad for a days work on the computer.


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slept through the whole thing....darn
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Thumbs up Holy Crapola Batman!!!

I just read this entire thread and I must say (at the expense of Lew-Ass), a most enjoyable thread indeed!

Highlights I find interesting....

1) Lew-Ass is NOT a car dealer, but has tons of cars for sale on his website.

2) Lew-Ass tries to be cute stating he has bought 20+ cars from the US and brags he has $400,000. Well then losing $5K should be a drop in the bucket and not missed, right? Crikey!

3) As a watch/car dealer/collector, Lew-Ass can sleep soundly at night after looking repeatedly at that $5K debit in his bank account and know he got nothing in return because of his screwup.

4) Let's face it, Lew-Ass though he could take advantage of a Jersey Boy. FAGHEDDABOUDIT!!!!! Yer $5K is already hard at work at the Jersey Shore!!! I hope JBo buys something nice for the wifey with the money.

5) The best part of all this situation, is it is now documented and archived here on Club Cobra for all to see! Anyone doing business with Lew-Ass can be forwarded this thread and be shown Lew-Ass's true colors. You tried to manipulate this crowd and just had yer Aussie Ass handed to you.


As for your childish 12 year old comments, I'll save you the trouble in responding by stating:

1) Yes, I don't have a life with over 5K posts....but I do have a couple of cars that I correctly negotiated the terms on and enjoy regularly.

2) I prefer watching the 'clock like' movement of Jamo's ass as he hoists his pitard from his aruminum Kirkham (swisslike in motion!), tick tock baby!

3) I am not a redneck, but have played on on TV (think of the banjo boy in Deliverance). I married my sister.

4) I am somewhat the collector of watches too, here is my latest acquisition, the Bed Rock Bulova (not too accurate on cloudy days though)....




.....and in closing, I would like to nominate Lew-Ass for the "Ass Clown of the Month" award!!!!




All in favor say Aye!!!!!!!!! I hear ya!!!!

neener...neener! (from one 12 year old to another).

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I just read this entire thread and I must say (at the expense of Lew-Ass), a most enjoyable thread indeed!

Highlights I find interesting....

1) Lew-Ass is NOT a car dealer, but has tons of cars for sale on his website.

2) Lew-Ass tries to be cute stating he has bought 20+ cars from the US and brags he has $400,000. Well then losing $5K should be a drop in the bucket and not missed, right? Crikey!

3) As a watch/car dealer/collector, Lew-Ass can sleep soundly at night after looking repeatedly at that $5K debit in his bank account and know he got nothing in return because of his screwup.

4) Let's face it, Lew-Ass though he could take advantage of a Jersey Boy. FAGHEDDABOUDIT!!!!! Yer $5K is already hard at work at the Jersey Shore!!! I hope JBo buys something nice for the wifey with the money.

5) The best part of all this situation, is it is now documented and archived here on Club Cobra for all to see! Anyone doing business with Lew-Ass can be forwarded this thread and be shown Lew-Ass's true colors. You tried to manipulate this crowd and just had yer Aussie Ass handed to you.


As for your childish 12 year old comments, I'll save you the trouble in responding by stating:

1) Yes, I don't have a life with over 5K posts....but I do have a couple of cars that I correctly negotiated the terms on and enjoy regularly.

2) I prefer watching the 'clock like' movement of Jamo's ass as he hoists his pitard from his aruminum Kirkham (swisslike in motion!), tick tock baby!

3) I am not a redneck, but have played on on TV (think of the banjo boy in Deliverance). I married my sister.

4) I am somewhat the collector of watches too, here is my latest acquisition, the Bed Rock Bulova (not too accurate on cloudy days though)....




.....and in closing, I would like to nominate Lew-Ass for the "Ass Clown of the Month" award!!!!




All in favor say Aye!!!!!!!!! I hear ya!!!!

neener...neener! (from one 12 year old to another).

I SEE YOU NEED TO BRAG ABOUT BEING A FORMER OWNER OF A 289 ON YOUR PROFILE , ITS BAD FORM TO BRAG ABOUT WHAT YOU NO LONGER CAN AFFORD, HERE ARE THE FACTS ****
1) I HAVE 37 CARS IN MY COLLECTION 12OR13 ARE FOR SALE. ****
2)I HAVE IMPORTED 20+ CARS FROM THE U.S. AND I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE $5000, ITS THE WAY THAT **** jBo CANCELED THE DEAL,5 MINUTS AFTER THE 30 DAYS.****
3)$5000 OUT OF MY ACCOUNT IS NOT THE PROBLEM, AGAIN , THE DEAL WAS CANCELED 5 MINUTS AFTER THE 30 DAYS.****
4)WHAT ADVANTAGE WAS I TRYING TO TAKE OF THE JERSY POOFTER, HE CAN STICK THE WHOLE $5000 UP HIS WIFES ASS FOR ALL I CARE, ****
5)I HAVE SAID THE FACTS,****.
1)ONLY A COUPLE. ****
2)WATCHING JAMOS ASS IS NOT FOR ME , MAYBE FOR A POOFTER LIKE YOU .****
3)YOU ARE A REDNECK. ****
4) LOOOSER. DID I MENTION YOU WERE A **** .
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Sal,

No, don't ban him.

He is providing a public service, he is alerting people to the need to have proper business dealings. He thought he was agreeved and brought it to this forum. His lack of due diligence (and lack of funds) in the deal and in using this forum (a little surfing of this site would have told him this was NOT the place to yell "FIRE!!!") to attempt revenge has been an instructional help to all our members. To say nothing of entertainment!

He is attempting to verbably joust with Jamo, a master of the rapier, using a broomstick. The results are not in doubt.

The quote "it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" has never applied more than here. Let him keep hoisting himself................
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Cobranip - ENCORE indeed ........whadda hoot , great entertainment for a dreary Mich weekend .

Rebel1 - Rest assured, it appears to me that these were not comments directed against Aussies in general, but rather at only one : LewisAK1203 .

Jamo - thanks for keeping this one rolling along , see #1 above .

please, ENCORE indeed ........Bill.
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