Club Cranky expanding

[RACER X #99]

Lookin over the entry list for VIR I noticed a few Club Cranky alum that did not appear on our first list of Crankateers attending VIR
We welcome;
Bill Karns
Jens Karns
Tom Raddin

Joing our original group of:

Hank Dondero (McHank)
Don Durner (McFez)
Joe Rodomista ( McFIA)
Terry Shank (McTerry)
John McMahon (Sweet D**k Willie)
Roger Davis (McX)


Revised as per SDW request.

[John McMahon]

McX (I still prefer Cranky...)

I think a perfect name for Joe is 'McFIA' or 'McRod' What do you guys think????

Glad to see we gots us some mo' Yankees to back us up agin' Club Clampett.

So sound off everyone....who else will be joining us at either VIR or Summit Point??????

All are welcome.

Love & Kisses,

McMustang

[Hank Dondero]

Where the hell did that come from? I agree Giovanni, that Cranky or McCranky is more appropiate.

McHank
FFR 1776-II

[CMansfield]

Hey yall!!!
I been watchin yall chat bout cumin frum joisey ta run wit us at VIR. We is plum tikled an lookin forward ta meetin yall!! We ain't fraid o bringin r wimmen neether caus not ownly kin dey suck da krome frum a trailer hitch good as dey can driiv a rig, but I heerd las yeer dey wus runnin cirkles round dis McCranky yankee dude on da track. Oh! n by da way, dey is a runt n evry littr n Jethretta is da runt

Actually, I am a carpet bagger, grew up in Cherry Hill, NJ / Mont.Co., Pa, been here in NC since 81 and can find no reason to leave. The people here are great, economy is stronger than pretty much the rest of the nation and best of all, I get to drive without a top comfortably 9+months a year here. Regardless, you guys sound like a lot of fun, I look forward to meeting you.
Chas

[RACER X #99]

Must have been Cranky's evil twin brother McNasty out there lettin the wimmens by. Cranky don't let the wimmens pass him .

McX

[John 550]

Did you guys rent the track for your selfs?

[RACER X #99]

John, We been posting and talking about VIR for the last three months. Where you been???

If you are interested www.secondstrike.com


McX

[John 550]

Thanks for the link . I had to move my den to the basement , ( the old den is now occupied by a nine month old ); He already has his eye on the car

[John McMahon]

Chas,

Yer confused...they was driving circles around me, not Cranky!

What they hey do youse guys call dem turns at the front and back of the front straight???? Aiy, yai, yai!!!!

Man o man....That Oak Tree turn is like 30 to 40 MPH, it really screws up da riddum!!!!

Well see you down there Chaz, so I guess yer familiar with Rt 73 in Cherry Hill and South Philly?

Look for the Club Cranky signs between 2 gray Haulmark trailers and a bunch of old guys filling up in FiberCon burgers.

Just keep Jamo away from Da Ribses.

Chas, you gots any of dem Ellie Mae types wimmens you can spare????

[CMansfield]

McStang,

Im bout ol as dirt, wen I was grown up bout a block from Kings Highway on Chapel Ave. dey wus nutin round but farmin. I woodn no da place ifn I wen now. Yall styl got dem cirkles, deyz grate fer prakticin kuntrolld skidds

I wuz gonna bring sum uv the chillen, (pic attched if dis sistem werks) wer gonna plantm jes round the kornr by oak tree ta wach yu boys get sidways, but figgerd yalld git stracted and probly kil da tree an yerselvs, so weel probly jes leave em hom ta mind da aminals. cyds, I ain't got room in da cobra fer mi shotgun case yall git outta hand.

Me n da missus ul problybe looken yall up, yall got all da fixins ya gonna need? jes tryn ta be hospitable.

I apologize in advance to any list member that might take offense at my bast******tion of the english language, no offence is intended to any age, sex, race, culture, or socioeconomic group.
Chas

[CMansfield]

Pic didn't go, Itll be in my gallery. Chas

[RACER X #99]

Chas,
Suggest you keep the young ladies under lock and key while ole SDW is in town. I don't want to see or hear that shotgun going off.
Just trying to keep the leader from gettin into trouble.

McX

[Terry]

Chas,

If you bring your ladies with you, you will need more than one shotgun!

Terry

[Jim Colman]

Chas,
Nice looking family! (oh, and your car is sweet too!) Your office wouldn't happen to be off of Page road, Emperor Blvd, area would it? I've seen a silver Cobra driving around this area in the past.

BTW, thanks for the nice comments on the other "economics 101" thread. We're real proud that our daughter is going to be attending Carolina. Her boyfriend is going to State so it should make for some interesting times come football/basketball season!

Cheers
Jim

[CMansfield]

Thanks guys,
I think it is time to take the girls off the photo page, Ive been getting to many wierd phone calls.

Jim, my office is in Durham, at Duke Med Ctr. So far the only other cobra I have seen is Billy Obrient's here in Durham. He will aslo be at VIR.

I am kind of glad my youngest won't be going to UNC, I have had the same seats in cameron since 81 and Im not sure she could handle it.

By the way, who was it that was sporting that 50cal. on the forum, I bet the boy freinds would love the challenge of protecting their girls from aout a 1000yards, then again, never mind, they would probably just sit around drinking beer and decide I am a better target.
Best
Chas

[Jim Colman]

Chas,
You must be use to all the teenage boys hanging around your house by now. Shoot, I've only got two teenage daughters and it seems like my house is a favorite hangout!!

Hopefully I'll make it up to VIR when club Cranky rolls into town. I've got to work the next day so I won't be hanging around to party with the boys.

Looking forward to meeting you. If the weather is nice, I'll ride my bike up there.

Cheers
Jim

[CMansfield]

Jim
Hope I get to meet you at VIR, if they don't let you in, tell them you are crewing for me, this is turning out ot be a pretty fun obsession.

I also have 2 girls, and we are in the same situation. Be thankful that the children hang at your house, I found that you usually get one or two extra girls but boys travel in packs so you get about four for each girl, must be some kind of security thing. At least you know where they are and what they are doing (even if you don't like it). The worst part for me has been the grocery bill.

I am 49, just had a total knee replacement, as much as I love bikes, I will never get back on one. Be careful.
Best Chas

[Jim Colman]

Chas,
I've never had a problem getting in to VIR in the past, but thanks for the tip.

Yes, my wife and I are thankful that the kids like to hang out at our place. Must be because we have a pool table and my wife always keeps the 'frig stocked!

I'm 52 and just started riding bikes again last year after a long absense. I am careful.
In fact, I'm taking the experienced motorcycle riders course tonight and tomorrow. I'm really forward to it.

Sorry to hear about your knee replacement. That's something I hope I never have to experience. I hope everything turned out ok for you.

Cheers
Jim

[Turk]

I think it may be right time for West Coast Gasholes to make a bid for hostile takeover of Cranky Club. We ain't doing diddley here, might as well see if we can screw up some one else's fun.

Our group doesn't do a whole lot. We prefer whining that our cars don't have a big enough fuel cell to go more than a block. Then there is the contingent who cry's everytime they pick up a chip on their windshield.
Darn those water stains when you clean your car.

These guys here are bunch of whiners. I think Iwill move back East where they at least drive their cars few months out of the year while we wait for the Avocados to ripen!

TURK

[John McMahon]

Turk,

You, Jamo, Pat and all the other Gasholes are more than welcome to join us. Drive, fly or take the train we always have room for fellow enthusiasts like youse guys.

As I said, these Southern Boys really know how show put on a great event...and those Afrikaaners, the Olthoffs are great guys.

Open invite for one and all.

If you do come, bring yer own sheep, I have a feeling, all the local ones will be taken!