PRIORITIES.....Where can I fit a hoist????

[LoBelly]

Poor Wazza

Can only have his hoist if it is a clear floor type - man thats tough.

Next thing you know you'll only be allowed a TV if its a wide screen plasma... you what

Bet you'll be in real trouble if you don't get the leather seats and surround sound to go with it.


Don't walk - run

LoBelly

[Mrs flatchat]

Its well known that he loves to polish things --- next time he's at a show and shine there'll be mirrors underneath the car, so every one can see his polished nuts-- and things
That "plasma " screen will be booked out with Wazzas "replays" or " the best of Wazzas track moments" etc.
In all fairness,--- I think the bar fridge should be an extra large on

[Cameron Parsons]

Look here Cobraphiles... we are getting a little off topic here.

The question was "Where can I fit a hoist?" with all the creative minds on this board I am astounded that no has provided the obvious answer to the very simple question of exactly where he can stick it !


Sorry, couldn't resist


Cameron

[Rebel1]

Originally Posted by Cameron Parsons

Look here Cobraphiles... we are getting a little off topic here.

The question was "Where can I fit a hoist?" with all the creative minds on this board I am astounded that no has provided the obvious answer to the very simple question of exactly where he can stick it !


Sorry, couldn't resist


Cameron

Frankly Mr Parsons, as chairman of the Beijing Chapter, you should know that we really don't care where the hell he puts it.

Just as long as we can use it, drink some laughing water and watch some TV whilst using the hoist for regular serving of the cars.

In actual fact, I'm really cranky that he hasn't properly addressed the standards for this sort of facility.

He has the hoist
He has the fridge
He has the TV
.
.
But where are the topless waitresses ( note plural)?..... does he presume that we gotta go serve ourselves whilst changing oil or watching TV?.

The hide of the man.....should get his act together.

[Wazza]

Originally Posted by Rebel1

Frankly Mr Parsons, as chairman of the Beijing Chapter, you should know that we really don't care where the hell he puts it.

Just as long as we can use it, drink some laughing water and watch some TV whilst using the hoist for regular serving of the cars.

In actual fact, I'm really cranky that he hasn't properly addressed the standards for this sort of facility.

He has the hoist
He has the fridge
He has the TV
.
.
But where are the topless waitresses ( note plural)?..... does he presume that we gotta go serve ourselves whilst changing oil or watching TV?.

The hide of the man.....should get his act together.

I know where Mr. Parsons wants me to stick it.....I'll get the grease gun Cameron...you go wash your hands, and clip ya nails!!

As far as the topless waitress or "stripper" idea...it's already been addressed.

My two boys ( Egg one and Egg two) and their drop kick mates are all making plans for a ware- housewarming party...to definitely include strippers.

The redhead has declared ...."No problem ...have a stripper...just as long as he's good looking"

Negotiations to continue!!

Maybe a trannie !!??...keep everone happy !!??naah.

[Cameron Parsons]

A Warehousewarming party....

That's an upcoming YouTube event!